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# I wouldn't normally post pictures of myself but it is fairly amusing.
Last night I was sampling the local night life and partook of a few cold cola drinks which a lovely girl called Becky topped up with Jack Daniels. At some point on the way home I decided to sprint but alas my brain and legs failed to synchronise and my face interacted with the pavement resulting in a massivley swollen and bruised lip and large brown friction burns on my face. This was the result:

See it bigger here
Its actually worse in real life than the photo shows but I thought people might be amused. 15 or so people were when it happened.
(I helped save b3ta! Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Tue 4 May 2004, 16:13, archived)
# blimey! that's quite impressive
makes me feel rather wussy for complaining about my pogosticking injuries
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 4 May 2004, 16:14, archived)
# You
just used the word pogosticking. That sir, makes you my new god.
(I helped save b3ta! Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Tue 4 May 2004, 16:16, archived)
# i'm trying to find an online pogostick shop
that isn't US based... i love it now
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 4 May 2004, 16:22, archived)
# I
completely misread all that, I skimmed it and saw something about USB pogo sticks.
(I helped save b3ta! Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Tue 4 May 2004, 16:23, archived)
#
I leant against a slightly lumpy cushion last night.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 4 May 2004, 16:16, archived)
# Distended rectums
really blow. Should print warnings on 'em there pogo-sticks.
(testingtestingtesting, Tue 4 May 2004, 16:16, archived)
# you seem to have sneezed and forgotten to wipe...
silly drunken people, no pity from me :P
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 4 May 2004, 16:15, archived)
# I'm
not looking for pity anymore, I just want to make people laugh. I definately think your finger nail looks worse.
(I helped save b3ta! Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Tue 4 May 2004, 16:20, archived)
# but strangely it doesn't hurt at all
i don't want pity for that either... it's just an amusing thing to make people see....

yeah sorry i jumped to conclusions
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 4 May 2004, 16:22, archived)
# Ouch!
Mind you, at least you didn't pay for it. That poor Leslie Ash paid for hers.
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Tue 4 May 2004, 16:15, archived)
# pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Tue 4 May 2004, 16:16, archived)
# pffffffffffft!
she looks sooo stoopid

have you noticed how homebase are trying to hide the fact that she's in the ads?
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Tue 4 May 2004, 16:17, archived)
# I've not seen a Homebase ad for ages.
There's an idea - Homebase DIY plastic surgery.
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Tue 4 May 2004, 16:19, archived)
# Easy enough.
Get her to take her top off, focus on tits.

Won't notice the face.
(testingtestingtesting, Tue 4 May 2004, 16:19, archived)
# did you have to take the picture with your top off?
(I helped save b3ta! Happyperson, Tue 4 May 2004, 16:15, archived)
# My
sodding flatmate burst into my room this morning, laughed for ten minutes and then took a photo. Ive had no sympathy what-so-ever. I phoned my parents and all they could do was take the piss and then my mum blackmailed me for not telling my grandparents about it. Seeing as it amuses everyone so much, I posted it here.
(I helped save b3ta! Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Tue 4 May 2004, 16:18, archived)
# Well, duh
(I helped save b3ta! oodle doodle, Tue 4 May 2004, 16:19, archived)
# youch
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Tue 4 May 2004, 16:17, archived)
# frictions burns on face
because you fell over running

yes, we all believe you...
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Tue 4 May 2004, 16:19, archived)
# I
have some on my elbows from last November as a result of having sex on the floor but they aren't half as amusing.
(I helped save b3ta! Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Tue 4 May 2004, 16:21, archived)
# Elbows?
I've only ever had them on my knees.
(I helped save b3ta! useful_idiot, Tue 4 May 2004, 16:39, archived)