Ouch!
Mind you, at least you didn't pay for it. That poor Leslie Ash paid for hers.
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mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior,
Tue 4 May 2004, 16:15,
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pffffffffffft!
she looks sooo stoopid
have you noticed how homebase are trying to hide the fact that she's in the ads?
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summat to do with kittens,
Tue 4 May 2004, 16:17,
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I've not seen a Homebase ad for ages.
There's an idea - Homebase DIY plastic surgery.
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mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior,
Tue 4 May 2004, 16:19,
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Easy enough.
Get her to take her top off, focus on tits.
Won't notice the face.
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testingtestingtesting,
Tue 4 May 2004, 16:19,
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