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[challenge entry] In the past.....

hospitals were far scarier

From the Things you wouldn't want to see in Hospital challenge. See all 400 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! B33R Drink me, Fri 14 May 2004, 13:37, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(dog egg, Fri 14 May 2004, 13:39, archived)
# Ho ho ho.
Would YOU ask Maxine Carr for a piss bottle?
(I helped save b3ta! furry numnah has returned from the dead (but her profile appears to be mightily fucked), Fri 14 May 2004, 13:39, archived)
# she's probably had a few thrown at her
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Fri 14 May 2004, 13:41, archived)
# Mmm, by people carrying placards saying 'kil awl peedofiles'
and wearing 'Number 1 Mum' pendants on chains that could be used to anchor ships.

*I fackin' hate neds, of all ages*
(I helped save b3ta! furry numnah has returned from the dead (but her profile appears to be mightily fucked), Fri 14 May 2004, 13:46, archived)
# I read that as number 1 mum pedants

i need a lie down
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Fri 14 May 2004, 13:51, archived)
# Maxine Carr
Contender against Mutya Sugababe for the #1 hatefuck spot?
(I helped save b3ta! cupboardy, Fri 14 May 2004, 13:47, archived)
# I do agree with hankster and think that the meedja should leave MC alone
but I must admit a certain guilty interest in just how they're going to cover up her identity (plastic surgery? Emigration?).
(I helped save b3ta! furry numnah has returned from the dead (but her profile appears to be mightily fucked), Fri 14 May 2004, 13:51, archived)
# Yeah - Her only crime was to fall in love with the wrong person.
Apparently she's refused both those options.

(I helped save b3ta! cupboardy, Fri 14 May 2004, 13:54, archived)
# Well, what's left?
"'Ere - you're that Maxine Carr, ain'tcha?”

"No - er - my name is Susan Jenkins. I am a lady. Not the ex-girlfriend of a child-murdering psycho at all.”

"Oh well, that's alright then, innit.”
(I helped save b3ta! furry numnah has returned from the dead (but her profile appears to be mightily fucked), Fri 14 May 2004, 13:57, archived)
# woo
thats such a scary thought
(coloured_rings, Fri 14 May 2004, 13:39, archived)
# TJ:
Could someone translate/summarise this please:

okay...well....there's this girl and since her name is missy, let's call her missy. now, she likes the same guy as me and 2 other girls...(bet he feels special) let's call him kyle, because that's his name. Well, whilst I was in arizona Missy took advantage of this. She wore a tshirt with 'blonde bombshell' printed on the back. Then, she stuffed her bra w/ tissue and hung all over him. there was even a piece of tissue sticking out of her tshirt collar! :) when my source, (we'll call her Emily, for that is her name)told me, I knew what to do. I saw her writing 'i *heart* kyle'
everywhere...

so, of course, i wrote him a letter ending it with '*eye* *heart* u. and she'll never know what it said

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(Killerkitty is actually a penguin was in Arizona, Fri 14 May 2004, 12:55 , I like this! )
(I helped save b3ta! cupboardy, Fri 14 May 2004, 13:40, archived)
# scary
teenage love stuff
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Fri 14 May 2004, 13:42, archived)
# I follow it up to
"I knew what to do"
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Fri 14 May 2004, 13:42, archived)
# Missy likes Kyle
and so does she.
(I helped save b3ta! B33R Drink me, Fri 14 May 2004, 13:42, archived)
# And Emily is a nosey cow?
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 14 May 2004, 13:44, archived)
# Fuck knows
but the best bit is
'*eye* *heart* u. and she'll never know what it said'
(I helped save b3ta! B33R Drink me, Fri 14 May 2004, 13:46, archived)
# Girls are odd*



copyright Calvin and Hobbes
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Fri 14 May 2004, 13:44, archived)
#
©
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Fri 14 May 2004, 13:45, archived)
# they
are amazing, not seen any books for years!
(I helped save b3ta! viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Fri 14 May 2004, 13:46, archived)
# yes we are
but no odder than boys
(bldcel, Fri 14 May 2004, 13:50, archived)
# Here is your explanation
now everything makes sense
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 14 May 2004, 13:46, archived)
[challenge entry] Yikes! That is scary
That is the hospital where the elephant man was
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 14 May 2004, 13:41, archived)
# I see
Looks like they'd got rid of those 'trouble makers' though
(I helped save b3ta! B33R Drink me, Fri 14 May 2004, 13:43, archived)