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(haberman is singing in the changes, Mon 17 May 2004, 12:35, archived)
# What about
4" Beef Tomato ?
(fruit names don't have to be boring)
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Mon 17 May 2004, 12:40, archived)
# Pffft!
I'd love to see the registrar's face for that one ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Mon 17 May 2004, 12:41, archived)
# They'd probably refuse it
on the grounds that it's not metric.
"I'm sorry madam, that's illegal under EU law, you'll have to name your child - Roughly, nearly, more or less 10cm give or take a bit Beef Tomato"
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Mon 17 May 2004, 12:45, archived)
# Think of the headlines
"Metric Martyr Mother in Baby Naming Horror"
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Mon 17 May 2004, 12:55, archived)