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[challenge entry] The medical student placement scheme.

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(smokeyrodgers, Mon 17 May 2004, 13:46, archived)
# Except for the fact that he's just intubating that patient
and not really looking at hairline cracks to his skull
(It doesn't always sting when you piSSSS., Mon 17 May 2004, 13:49, archived)
# Blah blah blah blahhhhhhhhh
Well, maybe if he stopped watching Trisha, he'd know that.

But well done to you anyway. You must be so proud of your accomplishments.
(smokeyrodgers, Mon 17 May 2004, 13:55, archived)
# I shouldn't laugh
but that was an excellent put-down :)
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Mon 17 May 2004, 13:56, archived)
# Have to say his laryngoscope technique looks poor too.
Less so than the quality of the shopping however
(It doesn't always sting when you piSSSS., Mon 17 May 2004, 13:58, archived)
# *cough* excellent googling there *cough*
(I helped save b3ta! the art of xen Missing John Martyn RIP, Mon 17 May 2004, 13:59, archived)
# well at least the monitor hasn't got b3ta on it.....

about the only one in the hospital that hasn't
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Mon 17 May 2004, 14:00, archived)
#
I heard it on ER once
(It doesn't always sting when you piSSSS., Mon 17 May 2004, 14:02, archived)
# Fuck me
I remember you were unfluffy last week.
The weekend hasn't sorted you, has it?
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Mon 17 May 2004, 14:00, archived)
# I'm fluffy for short periods of time only
mostly just after ejaculation
(It doesn't always sting when you piSSSS., Mon 17 May 2004, 14:03, archived)
# Yes, I totally agree...
...the shopping is very poor. Maybe that's because I did it on Paint.

Once again, congrats on being so judgemental. Your own life and achievements must make you so happy.
(smokeyrodgers, Mon 17 May 2004, 14:04, archived)
# Don't let the unfluffy ones get to you.
I thought it was excellent :)
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Mon 17 May 2004, 14:05, archived)
# Why...
...thank you. And congrats on getting knocked up! Are you getting married soon? I hear Trisha's willing to pay for the wedding if you do it live on TV....
(smokeyrodgers, Mon 17 May 2004, 14:07, archived)
# I did the posh thing
and got married before getting knocked up ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Mon 17 May 2004, 14:09, archived)
# :-O "Getting married soon"
Are you suggesting mother inferior is a loose woman?
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Mon 17 May 2004, 14:10, archived)
# I cried once
when my fragile ego was beaten for posting an appallingly shit picture on the board. It spurred me on to greatness...I only hope that the same will happen to you....
(It doesn't always sting when you piSSSS., Mon 17 May 2004, 14:10, archived)
# Arf!
Excellent usage of daytime TV ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Mon 17 May 2004, 13:54, archived)
# are you fully leak-ed up now?
how about the tatties?
(Dangermouse., Mon 17 May 2004, 13:56, archived)
# Got tatties
but am still leekless :( There'll be no fish pie in this house tonight.
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Mon 17 May 2004, 13:57, archived)
# boo for a lcak of leaks
try a large english onion instead?
(Dangermouse., Mon 17 May 2004, 13:58, archived)
# Onion is too strong for fish, IMO.
Leek is perfect with it though :( Worry not, I shall have snake and pygmy pudding today and hubby can find some leeks in London for tomorrow.
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Mon 17 May 2004, 14:00, archived)
# leaks? Try the ministry of information!!! LOL!!!1!
Anyhew....

Like a good little dwarf I'm off back down the mine.
See you all tomorrer

HI HO HI HO HI HO HI HO
hi ho hi ho hi ho
hi ho hi ho ...
(Dangermouse., Mon 17 May 2004, 14:03, archived)
# I would
offer you leeks from the badger garden, but I don't think there are any. approximately 1.2 metric shitloads of rhubarb though, if you want to make a "fusion stylee" fish pie?
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 17 May 2004, 14:00, archived)
# Ooh!
You've put me in mind of rhubarb crumble now. *drool*
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Mon 17 May 2004, 14:02, archived)
# Rhubarb
cobbler was consumed on saturday night - after beef rib roast on the barbie ...... with bernaise sauce ....... :)

It was good.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 17 May 2004, 14:18, archived)