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# Don't normally rise to it but couldn't resist!
Don

Sweet Lord! Two in a day?
Thanks everso.
(I helped save b3ta! mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Tue 25 May 2004, 9:26, archived)
# ha ha hah
yaaaaaaaaaaay!
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 25 May 2004, 9:27, archived)
# Woo!
i'm lovin' it!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 25 May 2004, 9:27, archived)
# weeeeeee!!
enjoy the ride little fellow...
(Dangermouse., Tue 25 May 2004, 9:27, archived)
# yay
he good.
(I helped save b3ta! Sixola, Tue 25 May 2004, 9:28, archived)
# He looks so pleased!
WOO
(Superstring, Tue 25 May 2004, 9:28, archived)
# You need to eat..
EDIT: *looks down* Ah - it isn't you.
(I helped save b3ta! cupboardy, Tue 25 May 2004, 9:28, archived)
# I was gonna say!
The last thing i need to do is eat, I'm a fuckin' bloater!
(I helped save b3ta! mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Tue 25 May 2004, 9:36, archived)
# Woo!
Smart Easy Dress is a sofisticated device.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 25 May 2004, 9:29, archived)
# hehe
that's great!, I was going to something with that but didn't get around to it yet...
(ShigTheNewt isn't funny. -_-, Tue 25 May 2004, 9:29, archived)
# hahah
thats fantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! Dobsky, Tue 25 May 2004, 9:30, archived)
# aww he rules
but i'm confused - i have backache right now, but i still got my pants on without using a pole and hook
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 25 May 2004, 9:34, archived)
# why are you "the brains" in the south wales post
bearing in mind i'm in south wales til saturday morning
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 25 May 2004, 9:36, archived)
# it was in yesterday, nothing exciting
i'm just described as the brains behind my business

the business of taking over the world!
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 25 May 2004, 9:37, archived)
# from south wales
to the world and beyond
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 25 May 2004, 9:38, archived)
# i start by controlling the leeks
.
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 25 May 2004, 9:42, archived)
# argh leeks :(
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 25 May 2004, 9:44, archived)
# that's ace!
he looks so happy that he's about to spend a day in some scrawny man's crotch
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Tue 25 May 2004, 9:38, archived)
# everso says
"no problem"
(I helped save b3ta! slippery doctore, Tue 25 May 2004, 12:38, archived)
# speachless am i!
doctore am two thumbs fresh!
(I helped save b3ta! mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Tue 25 May 2004, 12:58, archived)
# i had to do that
when i pulled the tendons in a leg falling out of a boat (one leg hits the submerged jetty, the other misses ow)

technique: arrange pants on floor with walking stick. stand in holes. turn stick upside down and use the hook to pull up pants.

oh and i had to use BBQ tongs to put my socks on.

Moral: If you are living on your own, don't injure yourself. it screws yer life up.
(Dr Knackerator needs some people to make postings at his site TheSpod.com!, Tue 25 May 2004, 22:45, archived)