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[challenge entry] foul-mouthed furby

From the Toys not safe for children challenge. See all 256 entries (closed)

(Nacho, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 11:46, archived)
# did you
feed it after midnight?
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 11:47, archived)
# I fed it
mouldy rusks and brussel sprouts.
(Nacho, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 11:51, archived)
# just don't
get it wet, okay?
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 11:52, archived)
# I'm quite good mates with it
It calms down after a few pints and a cigarette or two. It just doesn't like runty little children.
(Nacho, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 11:54, archived)
# That is
v good.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 11:48, archived)
# hi
hi
hi
cockalorum...
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 11:58, archived)
# Hi Phil.....
You well?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 12:05, archived)
# Lovely jubbly!
I like that!

(Hello Nachoroonie, btw! How things?)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 11:53, archived)
# Allo Lumpy
Things are good. No work to do, in the office on my own, and a good weekend ahead.
And your lovely self?
(Nacho, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 12:07, archived)
# Sat wasting company time on the interweb
and its friday... so pretty good too :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 12:09, archived)
# but furbies...
This is not a repost...
are just sooo cute!
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 11:54, archived)
# this one isn't
(Nacho, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 12:05, archived)