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what's the difference between John Kerry and a bottle of ketchup?

Nothing. They were both made by his wife's family.

EDIT: © 2004 by me, btw. So pay up if you want to use it! ;)

(tookishlad, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 5:33, archived)

what's the difference between Bill Clinton and a tumbleweed?

Both get blown everywhere they go, but only one of them has been President.

EDIT: My wife guessed this as the punchline instead --
"One of them came out of a bush, and another is always getting into a bush."

/she's saucy, my girl.

(tookishlad, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 6:55, archived)

What's the difference between George W. Bush and Will Ferrell?

Nothing. Neither one is really a President, they just play one on TV.

EDIT: My wife also guessed at a different punchline for this one --
"Will Ferrell is a better actor."

(tookishlad, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 6:57, archived)

sorry to break the line, but that's the fucking truth

but I do think that will ferrel is far more entertaining than this George whatshisname character
EDIT and those jokes are terrible

(wampa_stompa, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 7:06, archived)

your edit

set me up the bomb...

*sobs*

;)

(tookishlad, Tue 22 Jun 2004, 7:48, archived)