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# I'll never walk through a door again*.
Woo!


*though, of course, walking through doors is a bit difficult on accounts of most of them being made of solid materials. I could always walk through a door made out of paper... I'll shut up now.
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 19:31, archived)
# well, actually
seeing as atoms are made up of 99% air, it would be possibly (statistically speaking) to be able to walk through a "solid" door, as 99% of it is air, and 99% of you is air. of course, what is more likely to happen is the outermost atom on your nose or belly (whichever protrudes furthest) could make it through the first atom in the door, and no further. or something.
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 19:41, archived)
# hmmmmmmmmm....
*walks into door*
I DID IT! I DID IT! oh....

*closes door*

*walks into door*
ouch...
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 19:46, archived)
# Erm..
Air is made up of atoms, not the other way around. But then again, physics is broken this week.
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 20:00, archived)