Errr,
you would appear to have incorrectly included Ace Ventura.
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Fri 6 Aug 2004, 11:15,
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Watch "The Tango Lesson" and learn what true awfulness really is
After that you'd beg and plead for the chance to watch Battlefield Earth ten times in a row, rather than sit through that turgid piece of shit ever again.
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Fri 6 Aug 2004, 11:21,
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Speaking of TLOTR,
I'd have to include the animated version from 1978...
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Fri 6 Aug 2004, 11:24,
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