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[challenge entry] Cyclops enjoyed his job at the pizza place...and anchovies...
bmp bad! jpeg good!
I am very, very, very sorry to you all.

From the What Superheroes do on their day off challenge. See all 410 entries (closed)

(, Mon 9 Aug 2004, 12:35, archived)
# So you should
with the BROWSER BORKING SLOW LOADING BMP FROM HELL!

WHERE ARE THE MODS?
(, Mon 9 Aug 2004, 12:36, archived)
# Brighton?
(, Mon 9 Aug 2004, 12:59, archived)
# Big enough
for you? :s
(, Mon 9 Aug 2004, 12:37, archived)
# how big?
that loaded slowly on broadband
(, Mon 9 Aug 2004, 12:38, archived)
# It's loaded?
You lucky bastard

Oh, now it has
(, Mon 9 Aug 2004, 12:38, archived)
# it took about a minute*

*maybe not, but it seemed like I was back on dial up
(, Mon 9 Aug 2004, 12:39, archived)
# i'm on 37 Kbps at work
so by christmas i should see it
(, Mon 9 Aug 2004, 12:43, archived)
# To be honest
as presents go, it's knitted jumper more than a Raleigh chopper.
(, Mon 9 Aug 2004, 12:44, archived)
# arse
i was hoping for Tin Can Alley AND a Big Trak
(, Mon 9 Aug 2004, 12:46, archived)
# with one arm longer than the other
(, Mon 9 Aug 2004, 12:46, archived)
# Knitted jumper
is being kind.

Knitted jumper from thalidimide, epileptic, colour-blind and mentally retarded grandmother is getting closer...
(, Mon 9 Aug 2004, 12:47, archived)
# Ouch
Strike until your boss stops being so tight!
(, Mon 9 Aug 2004, 12:46, archived)
# 37kbps?
Lucky sod. I'm at 0.7kbps at home :( Woo for slow analogue phone lines. We even have those phones with the spinny-dial on them.
(, Mon 9 Aug 2004, 13:05, archived)
# err...
...compress it?
(, Mon 9 Aug 2004, 12:38, archived)
# And so you should be
That took approx 1 whole minute of my time to load - and with all teh broadbean!
(, Mon 9 Aug 2004, 12:39, archived)
# .gif or .jpg
Simple.
(, Mon 9 Aug 2004, 12:41, archived)
# You nasty PNGist
(, Mon 9 Aug 2004, 12:42, archived)
# pngs are beautiful
pure brilliance
(, Mon 9 Aug 2004, 12:50, archived)
# agh!
it's loading backwards! what is this madness?
(, Mon 9 Aug 2004, 12:50, archived)
# I know.
It ruins the killer punchline.
(, Mon 9 Aug 2004, 12:51, archived)
# a bitmap?
oh for goddness sake
(, Mon 9 Aug 2004, 12:52, archived)
# how has a 600k bitmap
been on the board for twenty minutes without being mod'ed?
are we temporarily mod free?
ANARCHY!

edit: damn ... too late ... *puts away bottles and petrol*
(, Mon 9 Aug 2004, 12:52, archived)