So let me get this right:

colon tea semi colon zed and f is greater than pea six eye negative double ewe is greater than half of the go gos.

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( stup0t, Tue 24 Aug 2004, 9:51, archived)

How rare!


Woo!

(I wish my spam was that exciting, please send it to me 28 times, thanks)
( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 24 Aug 2004, 9:54, archived)

[applauds your ambition]

( Sexy Picard 2000, Tue 24 Aug 2004, 9:54, archived)

I wasted
about 2 fucking hours of my life making that.

what a twat I am.

thankyou for your applause.
( stup0t, Tue 24 Aug 2004, 9:56, archived)

seconds the applause

( elusive I'm not really here. You're imagining me, Tue 24 Aug 2004, 9:59, archived)

Thirds the applause

( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 24 Aug 2004, 10:01, archived)

seconds the third applause.

( The Duke of Prunes, Tue 24 Aug 2004, 10:03, archived)

have a pound
*gives Duke a bent Euro
( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 24 Aug 2004, 10:03, archived)

Thanks!
Hey, this bent euro is no pound, it's only worth about 62 pence.
*sells bent euro on ebay for five pounds:
£5
( The Duke of Prunes, Tue 24 Aug 2004, 10:07, archived)

Doh!
I wish I'd thought of that.

Bah!
( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 24 Aug 2004, 10:11, archived)

Oooh !
v. clever !!
( rabbitz, Tue 24 Aug 2004, 9:57, archived)

Grand!
Interesting formula, sounds special.
( The Duke of Prunes, Tue 24 Aug 2004, 10:02, archived)

Brilliant
I like....
( CaptainKirk, Tue 24 Aug 2004, 10:04, archived)

Magnificent
Take a bow, good sir
( gronkpan , a friend, Tue 24 Aug 2004, 10:04, archived)

good fucking god
that's a mighty effort there! Woo!
(soma9766, Tue 24 Aug 2004, 11:26, archived)