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( Afinkawan, Tue 24 Aug 2004, 12:20, archived)

Mark bloody whiteley!!!
how are you?
( Terry Nutkins, Tue 24 Aug 2004, 12:21, archived)

twice nightly!!!!!
^_^
(sbeck, Tue 24 Aug 2004, 12:22, archived)

Where did that pic come from?
Mark, are u out there?
( Terry Nutkins, Tue 24 Aug 2004, 12:23, archived)

Nah!
It just came from a Google search for 'dumbest looking idiot with the stupidest tache in the world'
( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 24 Aug 2004, 12:24, archived)

It came up second in the search, after
Your mum.
( Afinkawan, Tue 24 Aug 2004, 12:28, archived)

pfffttt!
At least it got your attention so that you could chat to whats-his-name who appears to be ignoring you!
( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 24 Aug 2004, 12:31, archived)

HAHAHA!
Nice comeback.
(badger of doom, Tue 24 Aug 2004, 12:32, archived)

?
he didn't leave.
( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 24 Aug 2004, 12:37, archived)

It's with a 'c' not a 'k' but near enough!
I'm fantastic, thanks for asking. Who/How are you?
( Afinkawan, Tue 24 Aug 2004, 12:23, archived)

apparantly he is terry nutkins





sorry
( comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Tue 24 Aug 2004, 12:28, archived)

But...
I know at least 16 Terry Nutkinses, I was wondering which one it was.
( Afinkawan, Tue 24 Aug 2004, 12:29, archived)

argh!
it's a pirate, quick fetch the cannons
( Dr. Theopolis 's evil twin, Tue 24 Aug 2004, 12:22, archived)

gosh
approved facial hair?
( Lu, Tue 24 Aug 2004, 12:23, archived)

Oh no!
definitely non regulation.

EDIT: 'noon. Just got up?
( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 24 Aug 2004, 12:25, archived)

been up for a while
my darling pet 419 boy has just replied to me.
( Lu, Tue 24 Aug 2004, 12:28, archived)

now im fully versed in 419
what are you planning to do?
( comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Tue 24 Aug 2004, 12:29, archived)

Well
myself(Bella Emburg) spelt wrong on purpose and my partner Russ Abbot run Cock Badgers PLC and we are dedicated to giving badgers the cocks they deserve...so far. I'm leaving him to stew for a day anyhow.
( Lu, Tue 24 Aug 2004, 12:30, archived)

Have'nt got a clue what all this is about
started reading about it yesterday but got bored.

Woo anyway.
( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 24 Aug 2004, 12:34, archived)

become enlightened
www.419eater.com/html/letters.htm
( Lu, Tue 24 Aug 2004, 12:35, archived)

*click

*read

*snore
( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 24 Aug 2004, 12:38, archived)

awwwwwww
in a nutshell
these insane nigerians send email to gullible people saying that they need help to unlock 'funds' their command of English is utter shit so you can reply just about anyhting to them, they just need to have some form of 'interest'.
( Lu, Tue 24 Aug 2004, 12:40, archived)

I'm sorry, I didn't mean to be rude
thanks for the precis.

:0)
( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 24 Aug 2004, 12:45, archived)

is that
something caught in his tache?
(incredible wrongun, Tue 24 Aug 2004, 12:32, archived)