I once knew this guy who ate like an entire 3lb bag of M&Ms all at once
Swear to God true story.
(Kimbo, Tue 7 Sep 2004, 10:14, archived)

and you compo'd that
why?
( tico, Tue 7 Sep 2004, 10:15, archived)

his cock fell off

( twig, Tue 7 Sep 2004, 10:16, archived)

Because it was a photoshopped echidna?

(Kimbo, Tue 7 Sep 2004, 10:17, archived)

would you mind terribly
if i sex you in the botty?

please?

NING ONE AND ALL!
( the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Tue 7 Sep 2004, 10:17, archived)

'Ning
fabulous dancing yak
had to get that out
( twig, Tue 7 Sep 2004, 10:18, archived)

Close the Comp...
we've got a winner!
( Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Tue 7 Sep 2004, 10:17, archived)

ha ha
you crazed imboceil (or however its spelt)
( ferret charmer, Tue 7 Sep 2004, 10:19, archived)

w-i-n-d-o-w-s-i-l-l

(Kimbo, Tue 7 Sep 2004, 10:21, archived)

pfffft!

( twig, Tue 7 Sep 2004, 10:22, archived)

u-m-b-i-l-i-c-a-l
:)
( chenobble bogling to Aswad, Tue 7 Sep 2004, 10:44, archived)

?
WTFAYBOA?
( VampireMonkeyOnSpeed UNLIMITED RICE PUDDING!!!!!!!!!!!!11, Tue 7 Sep 2004, 10:20, archived)

I was just going to comment what a glut
of talented newbies we have today . . .
( Sir Aunty Dave the Hat - frighten ducks with abundent wind! - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 7 Sep 2004, 10:21, archived)

not a newbie by the looks of him
so, please, go on

Edit:
*a member for 2 years, 304 days, 3 hours, 50 minutes and 58 seconds
*has posted 2878 messages
*of which 37 have appeared on the front page.
(Prof UnderCover dastardly rapscallion, Tue 7 Sep 2004, 10:24, archived)

Oh yeah!
I couldn't believe that someone who'd been here over a week would be so utterly hatstand.

Ahem!

What a glut of talented newbies we have this morning.
( Sir Aunty Dave the Hat - frighten ducks with abundent wind! - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 7 Sep 2004, 10:26, archived)

you'd think he'd know better

( ferret charmer, Tue 7 Sep 2004, 10:27, archived)