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# Noobie Time!
Greetings! been lurking on b3ta for a few moths now, and i finally got convinced about joining. got the meaning of allmost ALL the words.. and after a few days i have seen tha goatse, and ye tub lady.. so i couldn't sleep for a few days.
and YES. i have read the FAQ.

to make it a post worth posting (so it's not all crap) i keep irritating me on the links people use, like the msn system. so i made this:
www.ashes-guild.com/database/uploader.exe
so you can upload stuff (like images and so on) there. also unlimited upkeep :)
you probably need the MSINET.OCX file, so it's here:
www.ashes-guild.com/database/msinet.ocx

ok.. that's it..
yell at me as you will, or even throw rotten eggs at me. sorry for the bigness.

(Dyari - Hat the Dave, Tue 7 Sep 2004, 12:28, archived)
# *throws rotten eggs*
edit:also "I keep irritating me"? use a different you in the wash then
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 7 Sep 2004, 12:30, archived)
# IT stings
my eyes!
anyway, is there a sort of de-noobment on the b3ta board?

edit: And yes, i do irritate myself.. maybe i'm using the wrong soap
(Dyari - Hat the Dave, Tue 7 Sep 2004, 12:32, archived)
# yep
bend over
*unzips*
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 7 Sep 2004, 12:32, archived)
# AAAAH
*runs in fear*
(Dyari - Hat the Dave, Tue 7 Sep 2004, 12:33, archived)
# Noooooooo!
don't run to the fear!!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 7 Sep 2004, 12:34, archived)
# where
is the fear? is it here? do i fear here? or is it not quite so near?
(Dyari - Hat the Dave, Tue 7 Sep 2004, 12:35, archived)
# Teh Fear is the double-headed mutant
The Dugat is the owly-clawed bugger

www.b3ta.com/board/3453561
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 7 Sep 2004, 12:40, archived)
# blimeh!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 7 Sep 2004, 13:02, archived)
# *unlocks gun cabinet*
*loads 5 slug rounds*
(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Tue 7 Sep 2004, 12:32, archived)
# no you didn't
you loaded 5 round slugs
(BadgerPirate, Tue 7 Sep 2004, 12:35, archived)
# aw nuts !
have to clean it now.
(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Tue 7 Sep 2004, 12:36, archived)
# I made that mistake in Nam
Cheltnam
(BadgerPirate, Tue 7 Sep 2004, 12:37, archived)
# pfft
We have a similar one round here... Nam...Debenam.
(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Tue 7 Sep 2004, 12:39, archived)
# Burma!!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 7 Sep 2004, 12:42, archived)
# pfft
that must be where Chen is with the SUPPLIES
(BadgerPirate, Tue 7 Sep 2004, 12:43, archived)
# *Yells
(Andre_66, Tue 7 Sep 2004, 12:32, archived)
# Cor dear...
This board is coming to something if people are becoming -afraid- of posting acceptable stuff for fear of flaming retaliation...

Hello!
(SlinkySkunk, Tue 7 Sep 2004, 12:33, archived)
# yup
thats why the talk board was created. people started getting silly.
(I helped save b3ta! tico, Tue 7 Sep 2004, 12:34, archived)
# 100% of FACT?
(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Tue 7 Sep 2004, 12:36, archived)
# yes
probably 110% in fact
(I helped save b3ta! tico, Tue 7 Sep 2004, 12:41, archived)
# well..
actually.. been on quite a lot of boards, but none of them are so Woo as the b3ta. so there.
(Dyari - Hat the Dave, Tue 7 Sep 2004, 12:35, archived)
# Throws
Yells
(Colonel Asswrinkle, Tue 7 Sep 2004, 12:33, archived)
# Randomly clicking
unknown .exe files on the internet is probably *bad news* for Windows users
(I helped save b3ta! mechamatsimpsk, Tue 7 Sep 2004, 12:34, archived)
# Download random exacutables ...
... yeah right.
(FortyFour, Tue 7 Sep 2004, 12:35, archived)
# ..random?
made it myself :) and NO. it's not spware/adware/*insert more irritating stuff here*
(Dyari - Hat the Dave, Tue 7 Sep 2004, 12:37, archived)
# ROTTEN EGGS!
Throws yells

Actually, welcome aboard and I'm sure someone will find it useful.
(I helped save b3ta! alexr, Tue 7 Sep 2004, 12:35, archived)
#
Welcome! I'm surprised you still wanted to read the board after seeing what uncle Goatse had to offer haha
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 7 Sep 2004, 12:38, archived)
# I just like the idea
of "lurking for a few moths". Bats do that, too.

Woo to typos that are funny, and welcome to B3TA.
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Tue 7 Sep 2004, 12:39, archived)
# Your face is wrong
*gets out spanging shovel*

Once I'm done smiting you feel free to feel welcome.
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Tue 7 Sep 2004, 12:42, archived)