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# Ok....
'You're a damned sick evil twisted man'.
AND FURTHERMORE.
Put the kettle on will ya, am DYING for a brew!
(, Tue 7 Sep 2004, 20:32, archived)
# You sir....
...can kiss my hairy swingers. Your missus is sat in the next room. She has breasts and a vag. I do not. Therefore I am excluded from tea-making duties due to the fact I am male. She's your bint. Make her do your will.

oh - and tell her I got some ironing needing doing.

/coat
(, Tue 7 Sep 2004, 20:34, archived)
# hmmmmm
/hands coats, collects your keys
(, Tue 7 Sep 2004, 20:35, archived)