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[challenge entry] in a parallel universe

simon cowell managed to find the fragment of talent gareth gates had... and still thought is was good.... thats fucked up.

From the Meanwhile, in a parallel universe... challenge. See all 465 entries (closed)

(Domothy, Sat 11 Sep 2004, 20:15, archived)
# he wore his trousers at a sensible height?
(I helped save b3ta! Keck Denny Crane! Denny Crane!, Sat 11 Sep 2004, 20:16, archived)
# Dont be stupid!
He wears none.
(I helped save b3ta! Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Sat 11 Sep 2004, 20:17, archived)
# Gareth Gates has talent?
not in any universe no manner how many there may be.

***And here comes the science bit :-

It's a solid fact of Quantum Physics a measured object collapses by the virture of being measured and therefore cannot give a true reading of it's actual state

- thereby it's actually impossible to measure Gareth Gates talent as by the act of listening to him sing automatically collaspes the theory that he has any talent whatsoever.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 11 Sep 2004, 20:18, archived)
# You forgot to precede that with
'here comes the science bit' ;)
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Sat 11 Sep 2004, 20:22, archived)
# Arf!
I shall add that now ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 11 Sep 2004, 20:23, archived)
# Yay
for crafty editing!
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Sat 11 Sep 2004, 20:25, archived)
# They will never see the join.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 11 Sep 2004, 20:26, archived)
# Ssshhh.
keep it quiet.. it'll all be obvious, else.

/hides in cupboard
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Sat 11 Sep 2004, 20:27, archived)
# what?
who? how? what did i miss?
(Domothy, Sat 11 Sep 2004, 20:42, archived)