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[challenge entry] Arriving at the Premier for the new film 'Spunk it like Blunkett'
the media friendly couple play up to the redtop broadsheets.

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(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 17 Sep 2004, 9:49, archived)
# hahahaha
"Spunk it like Blunkett" - brilliant

First thing I see today.

Well done.
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Fri 17 Sep 2004, 9:52, archived)
# Is that cos
he was in your bed this morning?
(Goatse not a comedy account, Fri 17 Sep 2004, 9:53, archived)
# sshhhh
it is supposed to be secret. I'm an undercover reporter for the sun*

*may all be lies
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Fri 17 Sep 2004, 9:59, archived)
# I'd pay good money to see a film with that title*


*unless it has Tom Cruise in it...boring shortarsed cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 17 Sep 2004, 10:00, archived)
# *picks up phone*
I'm sorry Tom, you're off the Blunkett project... yeah, I know. Well, our research showed that people think of you as a boring shortarsed cu... well I'm sorry you feel like that. Anyway - we've found a Chimp to take your role in the production... okay well, that's your choice - bye. Shortarse.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Sep 2004, 10:04, archived)