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[challenge entry] The Immac contract was very lucrative
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From the Photoshop Bob Ross challenge. See all 498 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! shin0r, Sat 18 Sep 2004, 9:02, archived)
# not safe for work, please link it
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 18 Sep 2004, 9:05, archived)
# What
he said.
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Sat 18 Sep 2004, 9:12, archived)
# morning
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 18 Sep 2004, 9:14, archived)
# Mornin' Ma
How're you today?
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Sat 18 Sep 2004, 9:20, archived)
# all of the good, yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 18 Sep 2004, 9:29, archived)
# I would just like
to laugh at everyone at work on a saturday.

Mwahahaha.

/poor
(I helped save b3ta! Deebster, Sat 18 Sep 2004, 9:16, archived)
# aye
i've covered her up now, but what on earth are you doing in the office at 9am on a saturday?

ahahaaaa *point*

edit: and what on earth am i doing posting nudey pics of bob moss on a weirdo website at 9am on a saturday morning?

ahaaaahahaa *hang*
(I helped save b3ta! shin0r, Sat 18 Sep 2004, 9:17, archived)
# I think
you've asked the REAL question now! Although the REAL answer is "Fuck the critics, I'll post on weirdo websites whenever I damn well please!"

The tasteful denippling doesn't actually help as it's the 99% of the rest of the naked girl that contravenes most workplace sexual harrassment laws. The rule of thumb is "if it could be construed as porn, even at 20 feet, it's NSFW".

PS: remove the denippliser now the image has been linked. She has nice nipples.
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Sat 18 Sep 2004, 9:22, archived)
# quite
I sometimes come on b3ta at school, and if the teacher saw anything that looked even vaguely like that I'm pretty sure I'd never see a computer in school again
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Sat 18 Sep 2004, 9:27, archived)
# well if you're coming on b3ta
maybe you should stop self harming at school
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 18 Sep 2004, 9:28, archived)
# It's not self harming
if you don't leave scars, break bones or raise blisters.

/nod
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Sat 18 Sep 2004, 9:33, archived)
# by the same logic, it's not rape
if they're dead. you racist
(I helped save b3ta! shin0r, Sat 18 Sep 2004, 9:34, archived)
# No, it's
necrophilia.

And how did racism enter into this?
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Sat 18 Sep 2004, 9:35, archived)
# Tuesday!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 18 Sep 2004, 9:36, archived)
# I said HOW
not WHEN!

Aren't you supposed to be cleaning your room?

/cracks the whip
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Sat 18 Sep 2004, 9:38, archived)
# it's not necrophilia
if it's your dead brother
(I helped save b3ta! shin0r, Sat 18 Sep 2004, 9:39, archived)
# I think that
necrophilic incestual sodomy is merely a subset of necrophilia.
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Sat 18 Sep 2004, 9:41, archived)
# I'm
EIGHTY-TWO!
(I helped save b3ta! shin0r, Sat 18 Sep 2004, 9:37, archived)
# In that case
it won't be rape soon.
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Sat 18 Sep 2004, 9:39, archived)
# I quite often
visit b3ta when I'm at work and there are a couple of babe in my office that sit about 20 feet *behind* my desk. I live in constant fear of them turning and spying my surfing "porn" on b3ta.

Yes, I should probably spend less time on b3ta during work hours but damnit, my lunch hour is NOT company time but it's still subject to sexual harrassment laws. (which is probably a good thing, otherwise I'd wander up to the cutie redhead, tweak her nipples and invite her into the copier room for 40 mins of rutting like crazed weasels)
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Sat 18 Sep 2004, 9:32, archived)
# photoshop
ate her nipple :(
(I helped save b3ta! shin0r, Sat 18 Sep 2004, 9:33, archived)
# Aw man!
You'll just have to link us to the original then!

FWIW, I always keep my layers separated, save in PSD format and 'save for web' for the final cut.
Yes, I believe I have the PSD for every pic I've posted on b3ta :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Sat 18 Sep 2004, 9:34, archived)
# .... how big is your hard drive
or are your pictures exceedingly small?
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 18 Sep 2004, 9:35, archived)
# I have two computers
with about 250GB between them. 40 GB of that is my mp3 collection. Many of the older image files are zipped. And I'm not a particularly prolific poster of pics on b3ta :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Sat 18 Sep 2004, 9:38, archived)
# houp-o-la
it's back!
(I helped save b3ta! shin0r, Sat 18 Sep 2004, 9:36, archived)
# Yay for
the return of lovely nipples!

Though you still haven't linked the source pic...
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Sat 18 Sep 2004, 9:40, archived)
#
/glares balefully at Deebster

Actually I'm not at work this Saturday. It's 18:32 here in not-so-sunny Sydney and my day has included having breakfast, having a toss, having lunch, having a snooze, hacking my camera, shooting two rolls of film at random objects in my back yard, taking the dog for a walk, doing a load of washing, and posting on weirdo websites for a couple of hours.

One day I'll start a blog. In the mean time, I'll just post here :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Sat 18 Sep 2004, 9:26, archived)
# ooh i'm gonna blog too
this morning i woke up from an hours sleep and got dragged round asda, now i have to clean my room and organise shite for uni
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 18 Sep 2004, 9:31, archived)