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# 'kirsten dunst' and 'showers of bukkake'
should be used in the same sentence more often
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Sun 17 Oct 2004, 1:15, archived)
# agreed on
all points
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Sun 17 Oct 2004, 1:19, archived)
# Am I the only one
who finds her unattractive?
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Sun 17 Oct 2004, 1:22, archived)
# no
my flat mate last year thought she looks like a dog.
But then again, he thinks that Dame Judy Dench would look hot in a negligee.
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Sun 17 Oct 2004, 1:25, archived)
# I have a nasty image.
Suffice to say, I don't like the idea of Judy in a Negligee.
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Sun 17 Oct 2004, 1:26, archived)
# I think
she looks bloody horrible. Like some sort of chipmunk - and not in a cute way.

But then I have an unshakable conviction that Kelly Osbourne is the hottest thing on earth, so I'm admittedly not the best judge of mainstream taste...
(I helped save b3ta! Shegetz Chris Kamara's comedy moustache, Sun 17 Oct 2004, 1:29, archived)
# [vomits]
(schnurricane, Sun 17 Oct 2004, 1:31, archived)
# [cheers]
.
(I helped save b3ta! Shegetz Chris Kamara's comedy moustache, Sun 17 Oct 2004, 1:31, archived)
# the good thing about fancying a famous ugly person
is that you stand a fairly good chance of copping off
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Sun 17 Oct 2004, 1:37, archived)
# There
aren't that many celebrity munters, are there? Not that I've been looking.

All I need now is a slightly crap punk band...

/scheme

(I helped save b3ta! Shegetz Chris Kamara's comedy moustache, Sun 17 Oct 2004, 1:45, archived)
# she looks alright soaked in water
but apart from that, no.
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Sun 17 Oct 2004, 1:32, archived)
# I don't know,
There's some nice jumping-on-bed-in-underwear action in Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless mind
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Sun 17 Oct 2004, 1:36, archived)
# i'll have to watch that.
to make sure.
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Sun 17 Oct 2004, 1:37, archived)