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# but that's the point of it
it's supposed to be a hokey retro kung fu movie.
(schnurricane, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 23:03, archived)
# but it misses the point completely


is the basic point.



Faced with the choice between watching the original or a remake, 99 times out of 100 I'll watch the original. SO faced with a film which is a pastiche of badly remade and stolen scenes I have no choice but to declare it a turgid runny stool which was only made because a coke-head surrounded himself with yes-men and ordered them to lick his balls.
(I helped save b3ta! Liquid Crystal, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 23:07, archived)
# you don't see a lot of coma sex.

and i think the movie is extremely nice to look at and has extremely stylish scenes.

it is an homage, not a remake.
(schnurricane, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 23:11, archived)
# check the spelling, I think you mean


homo-age
(I helped save b3ta! Liquid Crystal, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 23:15, archived)
# yes
i do recall seeing the film having sex with a film of its own gender.
(schnurricane, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 23:17, archived)
# hahaha!
(syrtismajor is comfortably numb and has been worrying the populace since 1982, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 23:19, archived)