Midget Opera Singer Meets His Forking EndIn what can only be described as a freakish accident, a b3ta poster today discovered the whereabouts of Tiny Lucio's missing lung.
Tiny Lucio, the midget opera singer from Sicily died several months ago having fallen down the bosom of his female singing partner. Scientists who were hoping to discover the reason for the little fella's incredible signing voice, despite his being only four inches high, had removed the lung from his still warm corpse after retrieving it during a drunken night of passion with the female singer.
The scientists had then posted it to a research laboratory in England. However, the freakish accident occurred when they stuck the wrong label on and it was delivered instead to the [ed: omitted] Restaurants back door.
'At first I thought it was a way to inflate the pie,' said platey matey, who discovered the lung. 'I didn't realise it had cultural significance.'
Scientists have now taken ownership of the lung and begun research. Mr Platey however, is still hungry.
Video footage available shortly
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Mon 1 Nov 2004, 15:53,
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Tiny Lucio, the midget opera singer from Sicily died several months ago having fallen down the bosom of his female singing partner. Scientists who were hoping to discover the reason for the little fella's incredible signing voice, despite his being only four inches high, had removed the lung from his still warm corpse after retrieving it during a drunken night of passion with the female singer.
The scientists had then posted it to a research laboratory in England. However, the freakish accident occurred when they stuck the wrong label on and it was delivered instead to the [ed: omitted] Restaurants back door.
'At first I thought it was a way to inflate the pie,' said platey matey, who discovered the lung. 'I didn't realise it had cultural significance.'
Scientists have now taken ownership of the lung and begun research. Mr Platey however, is still hungry.
Video footage available shortly
seconded, thirded and fourthdedWHAT?!?!
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Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander,
Mon 1 Nov 2004, 15:56,
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I can even go as far as to say...WTFF?!?!?!
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Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year,
Mon 1 Nov 2004, 15:56,
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Caneaphobic me.i dont like dogs OR bamboo.
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Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor,
Mon 1 Nov 2004, 16:05,
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Only if it scares the shit out of an alsation Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor,
Mon 1 Nov 2004, 16:25,
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My God!A giant fork!
You are Shrek and AICMFP
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Thy Maker Sigs are rubbish,
Mon 1 Nov 2004, 16:04,
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