Reasons to be cheerful
Mort solves world's famine problems by baking giant cake.



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Mort gets splashed by elephant
Mort plays jazz
Mort for president
Mort brokers Arab-Israeli peace treaty
Mort discovers cure for cancer
Mort invents water-powered car
( giant_squid, Wed 3 Nov 2004, 12:44, archived)

I do believe
Mort is brilliant
(Captain Togo: the problem with heroin is its just so moreish, Wed 3 Nov 2004, 12:44, archived)

Yum!
*eats Sudan's slice

( Sir Aunty Dave the Hat's justice kilt is in the wash - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 3 Nov 2004, 12:44, archived)

ooh
topical
( twig, Wed 3 Nov 2004, 12:45, archived)

Mort makes me happy.
But...
Who gets the slice with the cherry on?
( Comma, Wed 3 Nov 2004, 12:44, archived)

yay for MORT
did he make a giant oven first?

woo
( swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 3 Nov 2004, 12:45, archived)

yes
and he had to get a special giant waxed paper case made.
( giant_squid, Wed 3 Nov 2004, 12:46, archived)

brilliant
I am beginning to suspect Mort may be gay
( manwithunderpantsonhead www.songanddance.co.uk, Wed 3 Nov 2004, 12:46, archived)

he's the happiest bird around
( giant_squid, Wed 3 Nov 2004, 12:47, archived)

yeah
something not-quite-right about that hat...
( Donkey Dong, Wed 3 Nov 2004, 12:48, archived)

it's a crudely drawn cock toque.
( giant_squid, Wed 3 Nov 2004, 12:49, archived)

HE KILLED A SMURF AND TOOK THEIR HAT!
that makes me love him all the more.
(Prof UnderCover old geordie mind tricks, Wed 3 Nov 2004, 12:51, archived)

Mort
for all your cartoon vermin exterminating needs
( twig, Wed 3 Nov 2004, 12:54, archived)

ha haha
loon - he'll be after the fraggles next
(Prof UnderCover old geordie mind tricks, Wed 3 Nov 2004, 12:55, archived)

What
a decent chap. Unless, of course, the cake is full of heavily armed Greeks, that is.

woo
( wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Wed 3 Nov 2004, 12:46, archived)

or fish

( rabbitz, Wed 3 Nov 2004, 12:49, archived)

Yip,
fish would be bad too.
( wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Wed 3 Nov 2004, 12:51, archived)

CAKE !
Yay !
( rabbitz, Wed 3 Nov 2004, 12:49, archived)

Yes
Mork just keeps on getting better.

I'm going to have to prepare myself for when he inevitably can't get any better... unless I die before then

Woo yay!

edit: ooops - I missed my 4000 posts a while ago. Erm - yay me, 4117!
(Prof UnderCover old geordie mind tricks, Wed 3 Nov 2004, 12:49, archived)

seconded
Yay you!

( Sir Aunty Dave the Hat's justice kilt is in the wash - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 3 Nov 2004, 13:15, archived)