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# I like that alot

Your stuff is superb

I don't want your babies but I am prepared to lend you a flavoured condom
(, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 23:16, archived)
# that would be handy
the pack of condoms that I have is past its expiry date..:-)


Ta
(, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 23:19, archived)
# June 12th 1976


you still have a few months I reckon. Get thee down the disco.
(, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 23:21, archived)
# where did I put my white suit ?
or maybe that blue velvet jacket .....
(, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 23:22, archived)
# eyeliner... don't forget the eyeliner


all the kids are doing it
(, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 23:25, archived)
# Oddly enough, it's having a bit of a resurgence.
My lady specifically asks me to wear eyeliner.
Drives her wild.
:D
(, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 23:32, archived)
# really?


pops out to Boots
(, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 23:36, archived)
# Funny thing: I happened to tune in to some reviews programme the other night,
where I saw Mark Walliams of Little Britain turned out nice in a sharp grey suit and fresh new haircut. He'd also painted his nails black. No other traces of what might be considered feminine. It looked entirely masculine on him. Was really nice to see a straight man with painted nails again.

Oh, and apparently Ray Liotta always wears eyeliner. I always thought he just had nice eyes, but there you go.
(, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 23:44, archived)
# I've done the nails thing on a night out, looks sharp


I'll have to try the eyeliner again. cheers.
(, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 23:49, archived)
# IMPORTANT:
Avoid townies.
(, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 23:51, archived)
# haha will do

not too many where I live, thank goodness.
(, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 23:53, archived)
# Where's that?
And is it easy to get to?
(, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 23:56, archived)
# If your living next door to m3essential

Then very easy
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 0:01, archived)
# I'll go clean it out now

Where do you want it sent?
(, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 23:21, archived)
# ...
Broadmoor Hospital
Broadmoor Hospital Authority
Crowthorne
Berks
RG45 7EG

EDIT - If you wash it, what happens to the flavour ?

(, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 23:24, archived)
# Don't worry I had a curry tonight

It'll have flavour all right
(, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 23:29, archived)