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[challenge entry] Sarah Beeny has many talents:

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(FJ_Reg, Mon 22 Nov 2004, 12:27, archived)
# Hmmmmm
Bouncing mellons. The secret of any good meal.
(CerberusDog woof, Mon 22 Nov 2004, 12:29, archived)
# You
like her melons, don't you, eh, eh?
*nudges*

woo
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 22 Nov 2004, 12:30, archived)
# The simple answer is
Yes.

But her Toby Jugs are better.
(FJ_Reg, Mon 22 Nov 2004, 12:33, archived)
# it's no good
I'm just not in the mood for ladies today
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 22 Nov 2004, 12:36, archived)
# ooh
you must be poorly

*winds out twizzle type arms to 20ft and hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 22 Nov 2004, 12:41, archived)
# like
Inspector Gadget?
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 22 Nov 2004, 12:54, archived)
# I've never seen inspector gadget
Twizzle is a VERY old children's cartoon. She was a toy and could stretch her arms and legs. She lurks in the back of my memory
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 22 Nov 2004, 13:01, archived)
# 1950s apparently
you must have seen it on DVD?

www.algonet.se/~tourtel/images/gerry_anderson/twizzle_1959book.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 22 Nov 2004, 13:07, archived)
# That's
all right, just send them all over to me, I'm sure I'll think of something to do with them.
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 22 Nov 2004, 12:41, archived)
# melons
melons

big bouncing melons.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Mon 22 Nov 2004, 12:53, archived)