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# Iron No Hands...

busting up your kitchen
(NotMrHumbolt, Mon 21 Oct 2002, 4:41, archived)
# uptownjoe is an ass.
Now I want to sing about Afternoon Delight while tellin you that that is a fucking ace picture.
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Mon 21 Oct 2002, 4:46, archived)
# Just a little cutsey banality
to counteract the fucking(v.) gerbils below
(NotMrHumbolt, Mon 21 Oct 2002, 4:54, archived)
# They're not fucking
- they're stuck..
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 21 Oct 2002, 4:54, archived)
# I though one was giving birth
to the other.
(I helped save b3ta! Artamnesia, Mon 21 Oct 2002, 4:58, archived)
# psssht
semantics blah blah blah
(NotMrHumbolt, Mon 21 Oct 2002, 5:00, archived)
# Shit, and there was me about to make
some sarcastic ass comment about people living in Humboldt County, but now I can't 'cos I read your profile.

Fucksocks, buggermints and cuntywanks.
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Mon 21 Oct 2002, 4:55, archived)
# I'm in Oakland
so fuck up Humbolt (county)all you want
(NotMrHumbolt, Mon 21 Oct 2002, 4:59, archived)
# I like your new background style
I am informed that there is a harvest moon tonight.
(I helped save b3ta! Artamnesia, Mon 21 Oct 2002, 4:56, archived)
# Ooh where in the Bay Area?
I grew up in San Bruno then lived in San Francisco, Berkeley and then Oakland.
(I helped save b3ta! Artamnesia, Mon 21 Oct 2002, 4:57, archived)
# OAKLAND!
I used to live very near Lake Merrit.
(I helped save b3ta! Artamnesia, Mon 21 Oct 2002, 5:01, archived)
# Yes
I'm in east oakland (fruitvale...) in the basement of a huge, beautiful
victorian house.
(NotMrHumbolt, Mon 21 Oct 2002, 5:03, archived)
# Holy Crap, mine was a basement apartment in a huge victorian house
Now I'm looking at you funny.
(I helped save b3ta! Artamnesia, Mon 21 Oct 2002, 5:04, archived)
# I guess it wasn't quite East Oakland
but I had a friend who lived there and I spent a summer on my back on a scaffold, painting his ceiling. East Oakland has the most beautiful weather of the entire Bay area. Thsi will be meaningless to almost everyone except people who grew up in Daly City or on the South slope of Mount Davidson.
(I helped save b3ta! Artamnesia, Mon 21 Oct 2002, 5:06, archived)
# I grew up in Salinas...
off of Monterey, etc... which is considerably foggier than east oakland,
less so than SF
(NotMrHumbolt, Mon 21 Oct 2002, 5:10, archived)
# Arghhhhhhhhhh
My ex-in laws live on Corral de Tierras between Salinas and Monterrey. They bought their place when it was just ranchers and people growing pot. Now they are surrounded by millionaire Produce Barons. I miss the hills so much. I am stranded in Chicago now.
(I helped save b3ta! Artamnesia, Mon 21 Oct 2002, 5:14, archived)
# Hm
I lived by the hills on the opposite side,
surrounded by cow pastures and strawberries. Really rural.
(NotMrHumbolt, Mon 21 Oct 2002, 5:22, archived)
# Ahhhh.
Salinas. As in. Steinbeck country.

Sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Mon 21 Oct 2002, 5:15, archived)
# Yes
I got the hell out as soon as I was able
(NotMrHumbolt, Mon 21 Oct 2002, 5:18, archived)
# Unless you llike picking lettuce
...or artichokes.
(I helped save b3ta! Artamnesia, Mon 21 Oct 2002, 5:24, archived)
# or working in the local mall...
the hub of the town's social life.
(NotMrHumbolt, Mon 21 Oct 2002, 5:27, archived)
# Salinas itself is pretty...ummmm
Hey, you can't beat the Star Market!
(I helped save b3ta! Artamnesia, Mon 21 Oct 2002, 5:31, archived)
# We used to drive across town to get our groceries there
avoid the chains, you know. I'm serious.
(NotMrHumbolt, Mon 21 Oct 2002, 5:35, archived)
# Not only that but
they push the cart to your car and help you get the bags into the trunk.

Now I am practically sick with nostalgia. Must. Stop. Now.
(I helped save b3ta! Artamnesia, Mon 21 Oct 2002, 5:40, archived)
# Well that's vaguely creepy
I just moved this summer, spent 4 yrs in temescal (by Piedmont) prior
(NotMrHumbolt, Mon 21 Oct 2002, 5:08, archived)
# My one memory of Temescal
was going there for a walk off season and suddenly a helicopter dropping from the sky and a voice booming "Get out of the water.."

Oddness.
(I helped save b3ta! Artamnesia, Mon 21 Oct 2002, 5:10, archived)
# Oh you're thinking of the little lake up there
I was further down a bit, off of Broadway.
(NotMrHumbolt, Mon 21 Oct 2002, 5:16, archived)
# Maybe I'm thinking of some other reservoir....
I was in the Bay Area at Christmas last year and brought my boyfriend to see it (we were thinking of moving back) and it fucking rained for about 7 days straight.

I will now hold you personally responsible.
(I helped save b3ta! Artamnesia, Mon 21 Oct 2002, 5:22, archived)
# Ha ha
It doesn't rain enough, gddamnit.
No, you were at Lake Temescal probably.
Not sure if it's actually -in- temescal, but whatever.
(NotMrHumbolt, Mon 21 Oct 2002, 5:25, archived)
# Nice to meet you - not humboldt.
If you ever want to get in touch email me via my modesty panel address.

I'm out!
(I helped save b3ta! Artamnesia, Mon 21 Oct 2002, 5:44, archived)
# Yeah I'm outta here too.
..
(NotMrHumbolt, Mon 21 Oct 2002, 5:50, archived)
# my mother lives in fruitvale.
I'm going back in december.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Mon 21 Oct 2002, 6:06, archived)
# nobody
cares.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Mon 21 Oct 2002, 7:17, archived)