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# Nobody ever comes within 30 seconds
Then rolls over, farts and falls asleep.

*cries silently*
(I have not got fucking Tourettes, Thu 9 Dec 2004, 11:46, archived)
# .
my wife does.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Thu 9 Dec 2004, 11:47, archived)
# Not for me.
(checkers, Thu 9 Dec 2004, 11:49, archived)
# oh
Which one have you met?
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Thu 9 Dec 2004, 11:49, archived)
# I didn't know you had more than one.
But'll it'll be the one that walks funny every tuesday morning.
(checkers, Thu 9 Dec 2004, 11:52, archived)
# Oh yeah
Monday night is our anal night.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Thu 9 Dec 2004, 11:52, archived)
# Oh,
Is that the night when you go round and point out every little mistake that all your wives have ever made?
(checkers, Thu 9 Dec 2004, 11:56, archived)
# Arf!
...
(I have not got fucking Tourettes, Thu 9 Dec 2004, 11:49, archived)
# there was that scottish film, intimacy, maybe?
that was the first british film on general release to have "real sex" in. that had short sex scenes.
(I helped save b3ta! clorey mcnuggety, Thu 9 Dec 2004, 11:51, archived)