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[challenge entry] In movie-land, sex is great.....


and you both come together!

From the If Movie Plots Were Real challenge. See all 300 entries (closed)

(Mothy, Thu 9 Dec 2004, 11:42, archived)
# ahah!
..just like real life...!
(I helped save b3ta! fakker, Thu 9 Dec 2004, 11:44, archived)
# Of course...
Life's just a big old movie!
(Mothy, Thu 9 Dec 2004, 11:45, archived)
# Exactly!
Like, when does that ever happen to anyone here?!!?

Um...

*looks around nervously*
(I helped save b3ta! Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Thu 9 Dec 2004, 11:45, archived)
# But in movieland the woman only comes once.
I thought they changed that just so the film didn't go on for 6 hours.




..... honestly.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Thu 9 Dec 2004, 11:46, archived)
# but that happens in real life anyway, doesn't it?
That should be the next "question of the week" .

"Tell us about the worst root you've ever had"
(peewee13, Thu 9 Dec 2004, 11:46, archived)
# My root filling
after my front tooth got knocked out by a cricket ball.
(I helped save b3ta! Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Thu 9 Dec 2004, 11:47, archived)
# Probably my first.
It was hers too, and niether of us had a fucking clue. Literaly.
(I helped save b3ta! The Togaboy The world will end on, Thu 9 Dec 2004, 11:47, archived)
# I had parsnip once.
It wasn't very nice.
(checkers, Thu 9 Dec 2004, 11:48, archived)
# ohhh that's a good idea
but I would post anonymously.

'ning all!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 9 Dec 2004, 11:49, archived)
# 'Ning 'Pot
*scribbles reminder to look for posts by A. Nonymous*
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Thu 9 Dec 2004, 11:52, archived)
# hahahah
'ning Doc.

I reckon a lot of people would post anonymously. It's a potential embarrassing subject but one I'd LOVE to see in QOTW.

Has anybody suggested it yet? If not, I will.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 9 Dec 2004, 12:05, archived)
# ning pot
It's a good day today - in general
:¬)
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 9 Dec 2004, 11:52, archived)
# Ooh good
I started off mine by throwing up a few times. Very odd.

there's possibly too much info in that statement
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 9 Dec 2004, 12:06, archived)
# arf
*makes no comments*
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 9 Dec 2004, 12:08, archived)
# this?
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 9 Dec 2004, 11:51, archived)
# Have you just buggered that poor boy?
(I helped save b3ta! The Togaboy The world will end on, Thu 9 Dec 2004, 11:53, archived)
# that is not me
I don't have a beard*
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 9 Dec 2004, 11:54, archived)
# Thats brillianty!
yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Thu 9 Dec 2004, 13:14, archived)
# Nobody ever comes within 30 seconds
Then rolls over, farts and falls asleep.

*cries silently*
(I have not got fucking Tourettes, Thu 9 Dec 2004, 11:46, archived)
# .
my wife does.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Thu 9 Dec 2004, 11:47, archived)
# Not for me.
(checkers, Thu 9 Dec 2004, 11:49, archived)
# oh
Which one have you met?
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Thu 9 Dec 2004, 11:49, archived)
# I didn't know you had more than one.
But'll it'll be the one that walks funny every tuesday morning.
(checkers, Thu 9 Dec 2004, 11:52, archived)
# Oh yeah
Monday night is our anal night.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Thu 9 Dec 2004, 11:52, archived)
# Oh,
Is that the night when you go round and point out every little mistake that all your wives have ever made?
(checkers, Thu 9 Dec 2004, 11:56, archived)
# Arf!
...
(I have not got fucking Tourettes, Thu 9 Dec 2004, 11:49, archived)
# there was that scottish film, intimacy, maybe?
that was the first british film on general release to have "real sex" in. that had short sex scenes.
(I helped save b3ta! clorey mcnuggety, Thu 9 Dec 2004, 11:51, archived)