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(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Mon 20 Dec 2004, 9:52, archived)
# Sad
and funny

yay
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Mon 20 Dec 2004, 9:56, archived)
# not if psychic medium Derek Acorah has anything to do with it!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 20 Dec 2004, 9:56, archived)
# which he doesn't,
not really.

OOOoohhhhh - I'm getting a feeling... someone... someone who died... is the person you're trying to contact from beyond the grave dead?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 20 Dec 2004, 10:01, archived)
# an A you say a letter A
My Grandad Norman owned an Austin car for 2 years, is it Norman that is trying to contact me?
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Mon 20 Dec 2004, 10:03, archived)
# ye who have little faith!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 20 Dec 2004, 10:09, archived)
# I don't even have as much as that.
Poppycock, stuff and nonsence!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 20 Dec 2004, 10:11, archived)
# and you`re the kinda guy who gets got by the groove

listen to ye NOT!

:-p
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 20 Dec 2004, 10:16, archived)
# now look here,
what the hell are you wittering on about? I shall get my manservant to slap you silly unless you explain yourself fully this instant
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 20 Dec 2004, 10:18, archived)
# The rinkled retainer steps in
Sir Sir shall I fetch jenkins the homicidal undergardner.
/Butler and secretary to Profs league for gentlemanly rationalism
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Mon 20 Dec 2004, 10:24, archived)
# No Scrotum, we have an appointment at The Club,
I plan to undertake a feat of ve-hic-you-lar magnificence and travel around Norfolk in 80 days, using only modern transport. I wish to see if anyone will bet against me...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 20 Dec 2004, 10:34, archived)
# Very good sir
I will fetch the automatically perambulating rickshaw, one of your very finest inventions if I may say so sir.
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Mon 20 Dec 2004, 10:39, archived)
# nice idea
but there's nothing worse than a sexually active Granny. I say pine away in abject misery and lonliness.
WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 20 Dec 2004, 10:04, archived)
# harsh twig
ning
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Mon 20 Dec 2004, 10:05, archived)
# 'ning Vultan / Scrotum
ignore me, I am bitter, miserable and alone
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 20 Dec 2004, 10:06, archived)
# ok
clicks
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Mon 20 Dec 2004, 10:08, archived)
# so alone...
*sigh*
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 20 Dec 2004, 10:24, archived)
# even harsher
than the ones about rape.. still funny though
(I helped save b3ta! siredsmithjr, Mon 20 Dec 2004, 11:08, archived)