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# It's true, you know


Every few minutes, the Royal Albert Hall ejaculates a cow.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Tue 4 Jan 2005, 14:22, archived)
# Wheee ! Mooooooo !
Very obscure and not a little bit woosome
(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Tue 4 Jan 2005, 14:24, archived)
# Cherchez
la vache.
:D
(Smudger, Tue 4 Jan 2005, 14:25, archived)
# Launchez
la vache.
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Tue 4 Jan 2005, 14:29, archived)
# Voila
les chavs
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 4 Jan 2005, 14:33, archived)
# Chavs!?
In the RAH!? Shirley not!?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 4 Jan 2005, 14:37, archived)
# the IRA?
it`s full of them
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 4 Jan 2005, 14:41, archived)
# Moi?
C'est ci ne pas une Burberry.
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Tue 4 Jan 2005, 14:41, archived)
# pardonez moi
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 4 Jan 2005, 14:46, archived)
# Fantastic
I like buildings, I like cows, I am now twice as happy as had one of them been remiss.
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Tue 4 Jan 2005, 14:25, archived)
# woo for bovine ejaculation!

.. let me rephrase that...
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 4 Jan 2005, 14:26, archived)
# No, nooo, leave it as it is- parfait
Ooh, and thankies for my 8 Mr.Rik sir.
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 4 Jan 2005, 14:27, archived)
# nae bother ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 4 Jan 2005, 14:28, archived)
# I
gave you a 10 :( where is MY thanks? :(
(I helped save b3ta! Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Tue 4 Jan 2005, 14:32, archived)
# pfffft!
the lady knows... quality ... good looks age when she sees it :p
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 4 Jan 2005, 14:35, archived)
# bwahahah
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Tue 4 Jan 2005, 14:36, archived)
# but wait,
Aren't you younger than me? :P
(I helped save b3ta! Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Tue 4 Jan 2005, 14:41, archived)
# I`ve seen your picture
I seriously fucking doubt it mate!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 4 Jan 2005, 14:44, archived)
# i'm 19...
how old you are?
(I helped save b3ta! Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Tue 4 Jan 2005, 14:48, archived)
# 29 you eejit!
:p
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 4 Jan 2005, 14:52, archived)
# lol
pwnt :P
(I helped save b3ta! Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Tue 4 Jan 2005, 14:53, archived)
# er... I think you`ll find it is I who pwnz j00!
*buys things with all the money being old and having a job (where you`re not the tea boy) can bring*

:p
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 4 Jan 2005, 14:56, archived)
# I'm not the fucking tea boy!
I'm a webdesigner :(

You are making me sad with your lies! (plus i make more money than you :P ((probably)) :P)
(I helped save b3ta! Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Tue 4 Jan 2005, 14:59, archived)
# hahaha! whatever! TEA BOY!
I do the programming `round here - so mine`s black with one sugar TEA BOY!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 4 Jan 2005, 15:02, archived)
# i make
32k a year, what about you?

And i'm not a fucking tea boy :(
(I helped save b3ta! Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Tue 4 Jan 2005, 15:10, archived)
# hehehe I don`t discuss my salary!
... but more than that ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 4 Jan 2005, 15:14, archived)
# curses!
(I helped save b3ta! Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Tue 4 Jan 2005, 15:15, archived)
# :-p
now.. black with one sugar!

:p
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 4 Jan 2005, 15:16, archived)
# Your
mocking upsets me greatly :(
(I helped save b3ta! Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Tue 4 Jan 2005, 15:30, archived)
# what
a chuffing twunt.
(b34ch3r, Sat 8 Jan 2005, 12:22, archived)
# hahahhaha
you sneaky wee bugger!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 8 Jan 2005, 13:13, archived)
# lol damn you
all :P

It's one thing to mock me with the teaboy thing, but to insult me is another. That shit's just not cool...
(I helped save b3ta! Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Sat 8 Jan 2005, 19:53, archived)
# ack quit keeping the thread going and get that kettle on.. that`s what you`re paid for
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 10 Jan 2005, 21:08, archived)
# Did I not thank you?!
HOW rude! Many thanks dear, it's all this shameless self-promotion, it's clouding my mind.

Gah.
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 4 Jan 2005, 14:39, archived)
# here- try some of this rohypnol..


*porks*
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 4 Jan 2005, 14:41, archived)
# Bullkake?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 4 Jan 2005, 14:28, archived)
# pfft!
*gives Dave a pat on the head*
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 4 Jan 2005, 14:29, archived)
# Look!
DTH bums Rik 4eva, innit
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Tue 4 Jan 2005, 14:30, archived)
# *slaps


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 4 Jan 2005, 14:32, archived)
# *porks*
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 4 Jan 2005, 14:35, archived)
# Bullkake ?
hahahahahaha !

*wees*
(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Tue 4 Jan 2005, 14:30, archived)
# wees?
Gold-top showers . . . ?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 4 Jan 2005, 14:32, archived)
# Hhahahahahahah
ha
(Smudger, Tue 4 Jan 2005, 14:33, archived)
# *tut*
(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Tue 4 Jan 2005, 14:34, archived)
# sorry, mate
;0)

I cannae resist a pun . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 4 Jan 2005, 14:36, archived)
# oh fuck that was a bad one
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 4 Jan 2005, 14:37, archived)
# hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 4 Jan 2005, 14:34, archived)
# ok...
here you go then
(I helped save b3ta! djol, Tue 4 Jan 2005, 14:31, archived)
# noooooooooo!
that`s what sprang to mind!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 4 Jan 2005, 14:37, archived)
# Pythonesque
Splendid work.
(I helped save b3ta! Trinosaur, Tue 4 Jan 2005, 14:32, archived)
# It's bloody true!
I've seen it.

Woo.

(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 4 Jan 2005, 14:32, archived)
# hee hee
tis marvellous!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 4 Jan 2005, 14:33, archived)
# top
stuff
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 4 Jan 2005, 14:33, archived)
#
oh
my
(I helped save b3ta! sosumi, Tue 4 Jan 2005, 15:05, archived)