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[challenge entry] The savior
This is crappy

But oh well

From the Toys not safe for children challenge. See all 256 entries (closed)

(Ahoyhoy, Wed 16 Oct 2002, 16:25, archived)
# you can actually buy those, can't you?
And Ayatollah ones and Buddah ones and stuff...
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 16 Oct 2002, 16:27, archived)
# I bought one
for my uncle, but it didn't come with a gun :(

The original boasts 'real gliding action' I seem to remember.
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Wed 16 Oct 2002, 16:31, archived)
# i have one my brother bought for me birthday
and i can confirm the gliding action is indeed 'real'.
(I helped save b3ta! big daft dave, Wed 16 Oct 2002, 16:42, archived)
# ye
whats so 'action' about a jesus action figure!?
(Ahoyhoy, Wed 16 Oct 2002, 17:46, archived)
# Yes
I am sure that this, although not exactly glass cock it is pretty close.

Sorry, if I am wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 16 Oct 2002, 16:32, archived)
# Have to appreciate the effort, though
.
(I helped save b3ta! Artamnesia, Wed 16 Oct 2002, 16:35, archived)
# Yes
www.jesuschristsuperstore.net/
(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 16 Oct 2002, 16:43, archived)
# That reminds me of
Bill Hicks.

"It's Jesus, he's back! But he's pissed! He yelled something about the cross I didn't catch i... *BAM* (shotgun sound)".
(Pineal Gland, Wed 16 Oct 2002, 16:49, archived)