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# *Puts on dress

*drills hole in Vuvu's skull

*inserts rawlplug

*screws brain (self-tapping)


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Jan 2005, 13:07, archived)
# Wow,
my headache's gone!

Cheers, mysterious medieval doctor lady :¬)
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 17 Jan 2005, 13:09, archived)
# Have a magic pie for being the only B3tan who can
spell medievil.


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Jan 2005, 13:10, archived)
# Oo,
ta!
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 17 Jan 2005, 13:15, archived)
# HE can't.
It's Mediaeval.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Mon 17 Jan 2005, 13:29, archived)
# Either/or,
I think you'll find.
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 17 Jan 2005, 13:34, archived)
# .
Medieval is the Americanisation of the word, cos they r teh fick.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Mon 17 Jan 2005, 13:35, archived)
# Hmmmmm,
I'll have to take your word for that...
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 17 Jan 2005, 13:39, archived)
# no, that's mediaeval that you've spelt . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Jan 2005, 13:35, archived)
# I bet you're one of them..
..wot spells Primaeval "primeval" too innit.


Now go and stand in the corner.*

*Sorry, I'm having a "being a cunt" day.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Mon 17 Jan 2005, 13:36, archived)
# why would you be using a self tapper with a raw plug
it doesn't make sense.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 17 Jan 2005, 13:09, archived)
# because
I'm a lay-dee, I do lay-dees things . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Jan 2005, 13:11, archived)
# Wonderful as you are
you would make make a frighteningly ugly woman.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 17 Jan 2005, 13:13, archived)
# I disagree . . .
Check out the tooth fairy pic in my profile . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Jan 2005, 13:16, archived)
# Everyone can be lovely in caricature.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 17 Jan 2005, 13:21, archived)
# STOP!
or I'll kill myself and then haunt you . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Jan 2005, 13:28, archived)
# You already do, dear.
in my dreams.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 17 Jan 2005, 13:32, archived)
# you should have use a 1.5 inch glavinised masonary screw with a counter sunk head.
and you should have freshly sanded his scalp down as well.

bloody cowboy trapanners.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 17 Jan 2005, 13:14, archived)
# *looks up trapanner

Coo! It's a bit dark . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Jan 2005, 13:14, archived)
# sorry my mistake
should have been 'trepanning'.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 17 Jan 2005, 13:18, archived)
# *1
*see "His Dark Materials" series.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Mon 17 Jan 2005, 13:30, archived)