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# NEW from CuntComm
Tired of the same old boring phone?

What does that tiny shiny piece of plastic in your pocket REALLY say about you? Huh?

Well for only $19.99 you can take home the Multimedia Interactivity Node and Geek Enhancer (M.I.N.G.E).

Just look at this butch, yet elegant media device
Any good-looking geek-about-town would sell his scrote to get this close to a M.I.N.G.E
Check out its personal grooming system!
High Resolution Phone with extra-poncy features
Live MP3 Bongo encoding, Zip 250 drive storage, Integrated satellite decoder

What are you waiting for? Buy two today!*

*Two MINGES required for full interactivity.
*CuntComm takes no responsibility for the workmanship on the device and recommends you subscribe to its 2 year warranty plan offering a free hammer and 2 rolls of sellotape.
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 14 Feb 2005, 23:34, archived)
#
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better now.
and pfffftt!
(I helped save b3ta! sex and dougs and rock n roll, Mon 14 Feb 2005, 23:35, archived)
# They all
404 for me...
(I helped save b3ta! benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!, Mon 14 Feb 2005, 23:35, archived)
# haha
very nice

reminds me of that aquateen hunger force episode.
(schnurricane, Mon 14 Feb 2005, 23:36, archived)
# ...
woo
(je suis tres francais, Mon 14 Feb 2005, 23:36, archived)
# Very Good :)
(I helped save b3ta! Omigod! Like, totally., Mon 14 Feb 2005, 23:36, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 14 Feb 2005, 23:36, archived)
# how about a rimming gmail invite?
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 14 Feb 2005, 23:37, archived)
# don't do their marketing for them
let them buy some ads like everyone else
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 14 Feb 2005, 23:38, archived)
# You have beautiful eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Mon 14 Feb 2005, 23:38, archived)
#
*nudges* icon egh? *nudges*
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Mon 14 Feb 2005, 23:39, archived)
# OMFG!
ROB!!!!!1!!!11!!one

i aint seen you before!

this is my first chance to call you a cunt over the internet!

muchos woo for b3ta, dude. like, really. its the whole reason im here valentines night. You are the epitome of the woo.

(Attention Whore, Mon 14 Feb 2005, 23:40, archived)
# Your name suits you, it seems.
=P
(GirnsieBabes- Ring baloney once! Ring baloney twice! Hey-ya, Kutztown sure is nice!, Mon 14 Feb 2005, 23:57, archived)
# cunt
(The original Stick Figure Ninja, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 0:44, archived)
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3 please
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Mon 14 Feb 2005, 23:38, archived)
# wow
it has a built-in BED?
(I helped save b3ta! tweaknik, Mon 14 Feb 2005, 23:38, archived)
# handy
when you're waiting for the train.
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 14 Feb 2005, 23:40, archived)
# Yay
(I helped save b3ta! Pope George-Ringo quick Alter Boy, to the Popemobile, Mon 14 Feb 2005, 23:38, archived)