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# in my state
it's illegal to pump your own petrol... aaah teh stupid laws!
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 2:41, archived)
# state laws are often stupid
can't buy carryout liquor on Sundays in mine.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 2:44, archived)
# ah
a dry county...

states are dumb


I can't pump my own fucking gas!!

(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 2:49, archived)
# well
it's a real, real bitch to be working for the man,
but shit, I do it well, so what the fuck?
I could probably wash dishes at some other fucker's dump, but it's all the same to me,
bust an ass to make a buck...

(Ween)
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 2:53, archived)
# not as stoopid as the yorkshire law
it's legal to shoot a scotsman with a crossbow on a tuesday morning.
in fact find me a scottish newbie!
*gets crossbow*
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 2:49, archived)
# oooooh
I like that law. probably lots of dead scotsmen on tuesday, with arrows in their chests
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 2:56, archived)
# funny you should say that
back in the summer in nottinghamshire where im from a guy was killed on his dorrstep with a crossbow. i dunno how the fuck you can get your hands on one these days
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:03, archived)