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# How about this one?
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(Ferrit, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 2:33, archived)
# Pigeon bukkake.
Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 2:34, archived)
# spit it out!


eidt:
500 posts!!!!

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(I helped save b3ta! mookid, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 2:35, archived)
# It's the new style.
All the kids are doing it.
(Robot. Home of the greasy bucket., Tue 15 Feb 2005, 2:36, archived)
# So I hear.
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 2:46, archived)
# It is
3 seperate images. As you can see there is the carwash, the car, and the bird. It is a US Carwash and a car with plates from england.
(Ferrit, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 2:36, archived)
# they have plates like that in england?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 2:38, archived)
# Not sure
I am not English. I was trying to be funny. Ha
(Ferrit, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 2:38, archived)
# neither am i.
oh well.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 2:39, archived)
# im sure
the window deems a useful tool for such enquieries
(Elfroid How Long Have We Had These?, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 2:40, archived)
# how would that help?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 2:41, archived)
# well
on my street, the cars dont hide their number plates, so ther quite easy to see through a WINDOW
(Elfroid How Long Have We Had These?, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 2:47, archived)
# and how would that help me knowing what the number plates are like in england?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:04, archived)
# me nether
we should start a club!
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 2:40, archived)
# right, that's it
the badly drawn cat will eat you:
(I helped save b3ta! manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 2:39, archived)
# Where's
The fish?
(Ferrit, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 2:40, archived)
# yaaaaaaaay!
FIGHT!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 2:41, archived)
# they fight
the cat wins

next?
(I helped save b3ta! manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 2:41, archived)
# proof of concept:
(I helped save b3ta! manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 2:45, archived)
# OCTOPUS!
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(Robot. Home of the greasy bucket., Tue 15 Feb 2005, 2:48, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 2:55, archived)
# Nothing can defeat the octopus.
With his jar opening powers and such.
(Robot. Home of the greasy bucket., Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:01, archived)
# i hate to break it to you, but our numberplates
are
(letter saying the year of the car)numbernumbernumber(three letters saying where the car was purchaced)
allowing the creation of the wonderful numberplate, P155OFF
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Tue 15 Feb 2005, 2:44, archived)
# not quite
that means a car shop place can only sell 999 new cars a year...
(Elfroid How Long Have We Had These?, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 2:49, archived)
# woo
me likee
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 2:35, archived)
# I felt I had to
make up for my last post.
(Ferrit, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 2:37, archived)
# arf!
..self-service?

*shudders*
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 2:39, archived)
# in my state
it's illegal to pump your own petrol... aaah teh stupid laws!
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 2:41, archived)
# state laws are often stupid
can't buy carryout liquor on Sundays in mine.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 2:44, archived)
# ah
a dry county...

states are dumb


I can't pump my own fucking gas!!

(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 2:49, archived)
# well
it's a real, real bitch to be working for the man,
but shit, I do it well, so what the fuck?
I could probably wash dishes at some other fucker's dump, but it's all the same to me,
bust an ass to make a buck...

(Ween)
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 2:53, archived)
# not as stoopid as the yorkshire law
it's legal to shoot a scotsman with a crossbow on a tuesday morning.
in fact find me a scottish newbie!
*gets crossbow*
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 2:49, archived)
# oooooh
I like that law. probably lots of dead scotsmen on tuesday, with arrows in their chests
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 2:56, archived)
# funny you should say that
back in the summer in nottinghamshire where im from a guy was killed on his dorrstep with a crossbow. i dunno how the fuck you can get your hands on one these days
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 3:03, archived)
# or
(Lego - lurker supremo in Putney, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 2:41, archived)
# That was
quick
(Ferrit, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 2:44, archived)