Surely, the coffee pot ...

( Hagbard - Mario Kart DS Code in profile, Tue 22 Feb 2005, 15:39, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/344354
(Ssco, Tue 22 Feb 2005, 15:42, archived)

Top deck the cistern.
It'll take them ages to find out, and they'll have brown water for weeks.
( charliedontsurf, Tue 22 Feb 2005, 15:45, archived)