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# very
nasty, you been peaking at the source code for Unix?
(, Thu 24 Feb 2005, 23:43, archived)
# Me? no.
I cannot vouch for my evil twin, parallel-universe counterpart, malevolent clone, villainous robot double, or future self returned to this time to prevent the Apocalypse, however.
(, Thu 24 Feb 2005, 23:46, archived)
# Haha
looon!!!
(, Thu 24 Feb 2005, 23:47, archived)
# Or any mental stalker
who has had himself surgically altered to look exactly like me, and has been practising my voice with a tape recorder.
(, Thu 24 Feb 2005, 23:48, archived)
# Everyone needs a hobby
(, Fri 25 Feb 2005, 0:01, archived)
# What about
You're infinite-size universe theory counterparts?
(, Thu 24 Feb 2005, 23:49, archived)
# Oh, them.
I killed them.
Turns out the only way to kill one outright is to stab them with a shiv made of the minced, then frozen, remains of another counterpart.

Making the shiv out of the first, still-living counterpart was not pretty, let me tell you!
(, Thu 24 Feb 2005, 23:53, archived)