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# Sombreros And Maracas?
(deanr201, Thu 24 Feb 2005, 23:37, archived)
# Very dignified.
10 let x="woo"
20 if x="woo" then let x="yay" else let x="woo"
30 print x
40 goto 20
(I helped save b3ta! friendlyfire, Thu 24 Feb 2005, 23:41, archived)
# very
nasty, you been peaking at the source code for Unix?
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Thu 24 Feb 2005, 23:43, archived)
# Me? no.
I cannot vouch for my evil twin, parallel-universe counterpart, malevolent clone, villainous robot double, or future self returned to this time to prevent the Apocalypse, however.
(I helped save b3ta! friendlyfire, Thu 24 Feb 2005, 23:46, archived)
# Haha
looon!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Thu 24 Feb 2005, 23:47, archived)
# Or any mental stalker
who has had himself surgically altered to look exactly like me, and has been practising my voice with a tape recorder.
(I helped save b3ta! friendlyfire, Thu 24 Feb 2005, 23:48, archived)
# Everyone needs a hobby
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Fri 25 Feb 2005, 0:01, archived)
# What about
You're infinite-size universe theory counterparts?
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Thu 24 Feb 2005, 23:49, archived)
# Oh, them.
I killed them.
Turns out the only way to kill one outright is to stab them with a shiv made of the minced, then frozen, remains of another counterpart.

Making the shiv out of the first, still-living counterpart was not pretty, let me tell you!
(I helped save b3ta! friendlyfire, Thu 24 Feb 2005, 23:53, archived)
# BASIC BASIC BASIC
I love BBC Basic

Edit: Although it would spank you for using lowercase there...
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Thu 24 Feb 2005, 23:46, archived)
# I wasn't going for any particular language
Although if there's to be spanking involved, I'll leave it just the way it is, thank you very much.
(I helped save b3ta! friendlyfire, Thu 24 Feb 2005, 23:50, archived)
# ooh er
missus
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Thu 24 Feb 2005, 23:58, archived)
#
Does that mean we can have tequila and nachos at communion?
(I helped save b3ta! biovalve skewing the demographic on cold-call surveys, Thu 24 Feb 2005, 23:52, archived)