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# couldn't find any nice clean shots of the inside of a strip club
they all seem to be dark and photoshy for some reason.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 26 Oct 2002, 12:31, archived)
# It's difficult..
The use of artificial lighting (flash) obliterates any ambient lighting in clubs, resulting in shots with no atmosphere. Unfortunately, using high speed film (or increasing the sensitivity [more noise] of a digital camera) produces grainy/blurry photos (which don't compress well)
(I helped save b3ta! custard, Sat 26 Oct 2002, 12:34, archived)
# i think we should go and do a study on it
where can we get some funding?
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 26 Oct 2002, 12:36, archived)
# you could become a crack whore for a while
That's our local vicar could afford to get the roof fixed on his church.
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Sat 26 Oct 2002, 12:44, archived)
# Times were hard!
don't tell the verger... he's a bit funny after the stroke...
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Sat 26 Oct 2002, 13:08, archived)
# i'm not suprised
you should have taken your gloves off.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 26 Oct 2002, 13:11, archived)
# Just realised I'm going to be turning up at the bash
in a black suit.

All i need is a bit of white cardboard and bam! instant costume!

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Sat 26 Oct 2002, 13:21, archived)
# You learn something new every day!
Thank you
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Sat 26 Oct 2002, 12:38, archived)