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[challenge entry] if this isn't a heart attack waiting to happen


i don't know what is.

real photo.

From the An Accident Waiting to Happen challenge. See all 379 entries (closed)

(sponch!, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 7:07, archived)
# *pulls out wallet*
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sat 9 Apr 2005, 7:09, archived)
# *initiates THEFT!*
edit: i don't think the photo is real. Something about the lamp and the closest sign both bug me.
(Azzek!, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 7:14, archived)
# Like the angry Koala
eats, shoots, and leaves.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sat 9 Apr 2005, 7:17, archived)
# That was a
panda.
(ladycat, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 7:19, archived)
# Damn it!
It doesn't work with the below joke.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sat 9 Apr 2005, 7:21, archived)
# It's
a Panda in my book.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sat 9 Apr 2005, 7:19, archived)
# *Calls for help!*
I know deep fried Twinkies are real (haven't had one, though)...not sure about the pic. It does look weird, but maybe it's just the quality.
(ladycat, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 7:18, archived)
# Koala tea?
*dispenses a cuppa*
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sat 9 Apr 2005, 7:19, archived)
# Jamaica?
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sat 9 Apr 2005, 7:23, archived)
# Himalayan
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sat 9 Apr 2005, 7:25, archived)
# I'm making some peppermint tea right now
which swears to be from Ceylon and blended under the direction of some French dudes.
(ladycat, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 7:30, archived)
# Sounds fine.
It may not kill you.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sat 9 Apr 2005, 7:31, archived)
# Chopped off a rotting weed in some
back garden down the street probably. Then packed by a fat sweaty guy who scratches his arse 3 times an hour, often with three-quarter finger insertion.

Sorry, I haven't put you off have I?
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sat 9 Apr 2005, 7:33, archived)
# But it's organic,
so at least the fat man hasn't been treated with pesticides.
(ladycat, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 7:35, archived)
# *agrees*
I dectect teh seams.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 7:19, archived)
# not shopped, i swear
here is the whole image, complete with cute italian boy

(sponch!, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 7:22, archived)
# Hmm ok
The top of the image still looks a little odd to me, but the lowest "deep fried" sign looks very real
(Azzek!, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 7:25, archived)
# Aw, he is
cute.* The pic still looks odd though. Did you take it or find it online?

*How much for him?
(ladycat, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 7:26, archived)
# no, i took it
there was strange lighting that night, plus the fact that my camera is crap, and i am a crap photographer.

edoardo can verify. i took the picture so he can show his friends what crap food we eat here in the US (luckily most of us are smart enough to stay away from the twinkie stand)
(sponch!, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 7:29, archived)
# Well...I guess we believe you--
when you add scanners and such into the equation. :)
(ladycat, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 7:31, archived)
# Here Sponch.
I'll come to your rescue.
www.onedigitallife.com/index.php?cat=11

Look down that page a bit.

And this one
www.sweatpantserection.com/girl-eating-a-corndog.html

And here
www.onedigitallife.com/index.php?p=88
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sat 9 Apr 2005, 7:35, archived)
# It's in Santa Cruz?
How could I have missed it before? Maybe I simply turned away in horror and repressed the memory...and then had their "Ice Cream of the Future" instead.
(ladycat, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 7:40, archived)
# yep
right by the new hang glider ride.

you're from santa cruz?
(sponch!, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 7:58, archived)
# Twinkie the kid.
I wonder how long it took them to come up with that.

Genius, Sheer genius.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sat 9 Apr 2005, 7:28, archived)
# just the fact
that they could come up with a way that makes the twinkie even worse for you is amazing.
(sponch!, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 7:32, archived)