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# If we really were all going to die
then panicking wouldn't really matter, now would it?
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 15:48, archived)
# true
but they still dont want to cause mass panic, i imagine the last few years of looting and anarchy might get a little unpleasant
(Killslay, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 15:50, archived)
# More unpleasant than what?
being hit by a giant meteor, perhaps?
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 15:52, archived)
# Rather looking foward to it
*polishes lucky crowbar*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 15:52, archived)
# yay anarchy!
personally i'm looking forward to the mass orgys full of people who dont want to die virgins
(Killslay, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 15:54, archived)
# you mean all the fat hairy men
and such?
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 15:55, archived)
# damn right!
if theres a big rock going to end humanity as we know it i dont care where i get it.
Besides, i'm fat and hairy.
(Killslay, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 15:58, archived)
# Fat AND hairy?
...when could we meet...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 16:07, archived)
# next time
i stalk you on your way home at night again
(Killslay, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 16:09, archived)
# Yippee!
*looks for pot of Vasi-lube*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 16:12, archived)
# No - hot young nuns
who've not been in the nunhood long enough to be comfortable with dying a virgin - former catholic schoolgirls, the lot of 'em.

And we all know what they're like.

From, y'know, rumours and stereotypes and such.
(I helped save b3ta! friendlyfire, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 17:03, archived)
# "Necessity is the mother of invention" - Plato
by raising awareness, we are more likely to find solutions to what remains a potential problem
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 15:53, archived)
# dispatch a crack-team of miners to blow it up
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 15:55, archived)
# i suggest they be led by bruce willis
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 15:56, archived)
# yippie-kay-ay motherfucker!
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 15:57, archived)
# Watched Die Hard 2 t'other day
Cracked me up at the end: "Look! The runway has been lit up with the burning wreckage of a crashed airliner! I think we'll land there..."
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 16:10, archived)
# I watched that film
I had never seen it due to the fact everybody said it was pants.

For the record: Die Hard 2 IS pants

Die Hard 1 was the original and best despite some overly far fetched bits in the ending
(emptyspace, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 16:16, archived)
# Die Hard 1 is the most essential action movie
But it's hard to beat Die Hard: With a Vengence
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 16:20, archived)
# The third one was good
But the producer's never got as good a baddy as Alan Rickman, and
the plot for the 3rd film is a rehash of the original. Bad Guys make
terror, use as cover to steal vast sums of money etc
(emptyspace, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 16:27, archived)