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( the.jokl is fed up of her fucking face, Wed 13 Apr 2005, 1:10, archived)

Hahahaha
Did you see the keeper rolling about on the floor? The big wimp!
( Leningrad, Wed 13 Apr 2005, 1:12, archived)

I thought, for a keeper..
..He controlled the firework quite well considering it hit his shoulder..
...Took it down right infront of him, perfectly weighted for him to strike it away on the volley..
If that was an English fan, we'd ALL be banned from Europe! ..Even from going there on Holiday!
( Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FANPAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q ., Wed 13 Apr 2005, 1:14, archived)

well probably not if it were say a game between liverpool and everton
which i guess is the best analogy
( lemony, Wed 13 Apr 2005, 1:16, archived)

apparently
dida got 1st degree burns on his shoulder from it, and what with the pansies at uefa they'll get fined 200 euros and told to use oranges instead
( the.jokl is fed up of her fucking face, Wed 13 Apr 2005, 1:19, archived)

I've always thought flares at European matches were insane anyway - if the stand catches on fire, everyone is fucked
If you remember, we were banned from having INFLATABLE BANANAS at games over here! It's ridiculous.
( Leningrad, Wed 13 Apr 2005, 1:22, archived)

most grounds
are now metal,plastic and concrete(except the crappy sheff utd away end the seats are wodden planks), so the only thing that would burn is the fans.
( the.jokl is fed up of her fucking face, Wed 13 Apr 2005, 1:25, archived)

I believe
plastic burns quite well.

Ah well, the Italian FA will make some ridiculously poor gesture towards controlling the violence, UEFA will fine them less than they did Chelsea for sneezing, and sadly there will be further violence tomorrow in Turin.

Probably a lot worse than tonight.
( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Wed 13 Apr 2005, 1:37, archived)