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I heard someone make a very very offensive comment in a motorway service station yesterday

and none of the others at the table even batted an eyelid. Then I noticed that 2 of them were reading the mail, and it all made sense.

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Sun 17 Apr 2005, 22:50, archived)

I think i've finally got it into her head

that there are better newspapers to be found. Of course it took the Independant bringing out a smaller tabloid sized edition before she took heed... *sigh*

(Cheredenine - Git orf moi laaaaand..., Sun 17 Apr 2005, 22:56, archived)

at least she's not reading it anymore

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Sun 17 Apr 2005, 22:58, archived)

Welllllll.

It got bought today, but only because i wanted the free Michael Caine DVD... Last i saw of the paper itself was it languishing on the floor...

(Cheredenine - Git orf moi laaaaand..., Sun 17 Apr 2005, 23:01, archived)

hahahaha

that's always the excuse! I just wanted the free CD/DVD.
;¬)

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Sun 17 Apr 2005, 23:04, archived)

But it was 'The eagle has landed'!

Not seen it and perfect cheesy warfilm for a sunday afternoon....

Honest gov'!

(Cheredenine - Git orf moi laaaaand..., Sun 17 Apr 2005, 23:05, archived)

we'll let you off with a caution this time, but if you're caught with it again we wont be as nice.
ok sunshine? now be on your way.

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Sun 17 Apr 2005, 23:07, archived)

Yes gov', thanks gov'

*tugs forelock*

*scampers*

(Cheredenine - Git orf moi laaaaand..., Sun 17 Apr 2005, 23:09, archived)

*chuckles to himself whilst shaking his head*

*walks off slowly*

*jumps and clicks heels together in the air*

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Sun 17 Apr 2005, 23:11, archived)

Another happy ending...

Goodnight boys and girls, goodnight.

(Cheredenine - Git orf moi laaaaand..., Sun 17 Apr 2005, 23:13, archived)