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[challenge entry] For the Compoo
He could sell anything, him.

From the Crappy Movie Merchandise challenge. See all 760 entries (closed)

(, Wed 27 Apr 2005, 11:37, archived)
# Hahahahaha!

'Wi Now't . . . KKurrssskkk!! KKooorrrr!! teken out!'

Woo!


(, Wed 27 Apr 2005, 11:39, archived)
# Bindun I'm afraid
But I dough no who did it last time.
(, Wed 27 Apr 2005, 11:39, archived)
# Is there any knead . . . ?


(, Wed 27 Apr 2005, 11:40, archived)
# That's the yeast of his worries...
he makes a (whole)meal out of everything
(, Wed 27 Apr 2005, 11:41, archived)
# Don't make
a whole meal out of it . . .
(, Wed 27 Apr 2005, 11:43, archived)
# oof
leave(n) it out
(, Wed 27 Apr 2005, 11:43, archived)
# That's what my Naan said to me when I was young, bless her
(, Wed 27 Apr 2005, 11:44, archived)
# crust you to
come up with that one
(, Wed 27 Apr 2005, 11:45, archived)
# for the loaf of god, I apologise
(, Wed 27 Apr 2005, 11:46, archived)
# don't stop!
We're on a roll!


(, Wed 27 Apr 2005, 11:47, archived)
# soon we'll be scone...but not forgotten
(, Wed 27 Apr 2005, 11:47, archived)
# The puns will live on forever...
Says who? Sesame(bun)...
(, Wed 27 Apr 2005, 11:49, archived)
# oh dear
there's hovis one eh?
(, Wed 27 Apr 2005, 11:50, archived)
# I think
it's getting a bit stale now
(, Wed 27 Apr 2005, 11:50, archived)
# You're poppy(seed roll)blee right...
(, Wed 27 Apr 2005, 11:51, archived)
# Cobblers
(, Wed 27 Apr 2005, 11:52, archived)
# soda you want another one?
(, Wed 27 Apr 2005, 11:55, archived)
# I'll swap with you
we can reverse rolls
(, Wed 27 Apr 2005, 11:57, archived)
# Yeah!
He should be ashamed! (Poppy) See(d) what you've done!


(, Wed 27 Apr 2005, 11:51, archived)
# C'mon
baguette on the head will you
(, Wed 27 Apr 2005, 11:53, archived)
# Rye-ty oh!
(, Wed 27 Apr 2005, 11:47, archived)
# your right
i fancy another pita the action
(, Wed 27 Apr 2005, 11:48, archived)
# I hear that great chap off countdown loves bakery products...
he's great, that "Mighty White-ly"
(, Wed 27 Apr 2005, 11:49, archived)
# If you don't stop now ....
I'll be cross-aren't you sacred now
(, Wed 27 Apr 2005, 11:49, archived)
# Pfft
Hatman, ^ ^ freshest one today
(, Wed 27 Apr 2005, 11:49, archived)
# Can I just
sandwich one in here?
(, Wed 27 Apr 2005, 11:47, archived)
# Right ...baps enough
this is leaving a pitta taste in my mouth
(, Wed 27 Apr 2005, 11:47, archived)
# Na Na Naan
that's enough
(, Wed 27 Apr 2005, 11:50, archived)
# You better barley've it!


(, Wed 27 Apr 2005, 11:51, archived)
# Well if that's the last one
can we just have the toast? Cheers!
(, Wed 27 Apr 2005, 11:52, archived)
# (Mel)ba-h! I don't wanna stop!


(, Wed 27 Apr 2005, 11:53, archived)
# crumbs!
(, Wed 27 Apr 2005, 11:54, archived)
# They're trying to (Garlic and cheese) pull-apart your loaf for puns!
(, Wed 27 Apr 2005, 11:55, archived)
# These puns will continue
until they're in(multi)grained into your subconscious...
(, Wed 27 Apr 2005, 11:54, archived)
# Can you prove it?
(, Wed 27 Apr 2005, 11:54, archived)
# Yeah
Ciabatta believe it
(, Wed 27 Apr 2005, 11:55, archived)
# I'll accept it
on a knead to know basis
(, Wed 27 Apr 2005, 11:58, archived)
# some of them are bakery-ally good!


(, Wed 27 Apr 2005, 11:56, archived)
# Yes, we've certainly seen some quality bunnage today!
(, Wed 27 Apr 2005, 11:58, archived)
# It's getting to be
a bit of un pain though
(, Wed 27 Apr 2005, 12:00, archived)
# I am (sun)blest with anti pun shields . . .


(, Wed 27 Apr 2005, 12:16, archived)
# I'll
Poppadom Perinion shall I
(, Wed 27 Apr 2005, 11:57, archived)
# Lava almost died . . .


(, Wed 27 Apr 2005, 12:07, archived)
# And you must be
your mother's pride

(see, it even rye-mes)
(, Wed 27 Apr 2005, 12:09, archived)
# Hehehehe!
Nimble work . . .


(, Wed 27 Apr 2005, 12:11, archived)
# I could see a baker's dozen of these without getting bored!
(, Wed 27 Apr 2005, 11:43, archived)
# I can see a MILLion


(, Wed 27 Apr 2005, 11:44, archived)
# I'm knot(roll) sure I could see that many...
(, Wed 27 Apr 2005, 11:47, archived)
# It's all just PLAITitudes now . . .


(, Wed 27 Apr 2005, 11:57, archived)
# That's a bit of a (bakery floor) sweeping statement!
Ok, I'm all out.
(, Wed 27 Apr 2005, 12:00, archived)
# That flour is crap any way
you couldn't make a wholemeal with it
(, Wed 27 Apr 2005, 11:44, archived)
# Sorry . . .
www.b3ta.com/board/4559736

Oven't we already had that one . . . ?


(, Wed 27 Apr 2005, 11:45, archived)
# wheat a minute
yes it was me
(, Wed 27 Apr 2005, 11:46, archived)
# ConBAPulations!
edit: damn! I'm out!

www.b3ta.com/board/4559766
(, Wed 27 Apr 2005, 11:48, archived)
# Hehehehe!
Bread bin-dun . . .


(, Wed 27 Apr 2005, 11:52, archived)
# Now your just trying
to get a rise out of him
(, Wed 27 Apr 2005, 11:42, archived)
# While searching, make sure to stop along the way to smell the flour!
(, Wed 27 Apr 2005, 11:40, archived)
# Sorry,
i didn't see it
(, Wed 27 Apr 2005, 11:41, archived)
# Hehehehe!
no, dear, he's lying for the purposes of pun tennis . . . no finer reason exists . . .


(, Wed 27 Apr 2005, 11:44, archived)
# hahahahaha
have my related repost
(, Wed 27 Apr 2005, 11:41, archived)