repost for compo


From the 18 Certificate films remade for Children challenge. See all 479 entries (closed)

(Tempest_Altered_States, Sun 8 May 2005, 22:20, archived)

You know, you don't have to
delete a thread to enter it into the compo. You can just edit it.

Have a woo all the same.
( Damocles forgot to buy a sparkly bikini for his hamster on, Sun 8 May 2005, 22:21, archived)

thanks for the info
(Tempest_Altered_States, Sun 8 May 2005, 22:28, archived)

Again
I thought you were leaving and never coming back
( Brown cow, Sun 8 May 2005, 22:22, archived)

(Tempest_Altered_States, Sun 8 May 2005, 22:24, archived)

Just ignore him/her
If you feel that way.
( Black Moon met Ulrich Schnauss about a month ago, Sun 8 May 2005, 22:26, archived)

kiss me you fool

( eponymous Ham's for eating not hugging!, Sun 8 May 2005, 22:26, archived)

You delinquent whore!

( Leningrad, Sun 8 May 2005, 22:36, archived)

Who delinquent you're!

(Slurpy The Frog, Sun 8 May 2005, 22:42, archived)

Never ever confuse my bran again
Branflakes just fell out of my ears.
( Leningrad, Sun 8 May 2005, 22:44, archived)

why not eat some fish.
they are supposed to be good bran food.
or you could try having a chat with the talibran.
(Slurpy The Frog, Sun 8 May 2005, 22:45, archived)

My bowels are going to love me

( Leningrad, Sun 8 May 2005, 22:47, archived)

i'm going to love your bowels

(Slurpy The Frog, Sun 8 May 2005, 22:49, archived)

Many try, my friend... Many try...

( Leningrad, Sun 8 May 2005, 22:51, archived)

*tries*

(Slurpy The Frog, Sun 8 May 2005, 22:55, archived)

I have a forcefield there, you see

( Leningrad, Sun 8 May 2005, 23:00, archived)

it must be all that bran

(Slurpy The Frog, Sun 8 May 2005, 23:05, archived)

ning to you too, sexyface

( eponymous Ham's for eating not hugging!, Sun 8 May 2005, 22:55, archived)

I'm so sleepy
It's dreadful.
( Leningrad, Sun 8 May 2005, 23:00, archived)

You said 'Fuck Off Cunt'?
/thinks of a way to beat that witty retort

Nope. can't be done.
( Once in Royal Druid's City stood a waki krazi edgy zany loon, Sun 8 May 2005, 22:26, archived)

I just read your profile.
Love the bit about teletext music!
been there too, half asleep.. It's so sad..
( Once in Royal Druid's City stood a waki krazi edgy zany loon, Sun 8 May 2005, 22:25, archived)

Heheh
We have a scary amount in common, only weird stuff mind
( Brown cow, Sun 8 May 2005, 22:27, archived)

i just read your profile... Newbie
who the fuck are you to tell me to leave?
(Tempest_Altered_States, Sun 8 May 2005, 22:31, archived)

What a lovely person you are.
Maybe you should think of some more wonderful witticisms to throw around, I love them!
( Once in Royal Druid's City stood a waki krazi edgy zany loon, Sun 8 May 2005, 22:36, archived)

the "B" in "Brown Cow"
is the "B" in "b3ta"
(Slurpy The Frog, Sun 8 May 2005, 22:38, archived)

well rename the site after him...
or marry the goof...
eatherway fuck off!
(Tempest_Altered_States, Mon 9 May 2005, 2:04, archived)

No idea why, but when I was at university
Sometimes I used to watch Central Jobfinder. The jobs would scroll past with teletext-type music in the background.

So sad..
( Once in Royal Druid's City stood a waki krazi edgy zany loon, Sun 8 May 2005, 22:34, archived)

I used to do that
They always wanted chefs overseas.
( Leningrad, Sun 8 May 2005, 22:44, archived)

Hahahaha, nicely done
Woo!
( Leningrad, Sun 8 May 2005, 22:41, archived)