if only the children were warned....


run from the men with the knives! run! run away!

From the 18 Certificate films remade for Children challenge. See all 479 entries (closed)

( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Tue 10 May 2005, 9:11, archived)

that doesn't look very child-safe to me

(Sticky Label, Tue 10 May 2005, 9:13, archived)

those are tears of joy
( Sellers funkie not junkie, Tue 10 May 2005, 9:17, archived)

safety is relative
it's safer to be frightened and warned than to be attacked by crazy people with knives. unless that's what you're into, and, if so, have at it. or not.
( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Wed 11 May 2005, 5:50, archived)

I'm scared

( GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 10 May 2005, 9:17, archived)

here
have a fritter
( Sellers funkie not junkie, Tue 10 May 2005, 9:19, archived)

don't mind if I don't

( GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 10 May 2005, 9:21, archived)

poo ina jar anyone?
*offers*
( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 10 May 2005, 9:23, archived)

Is it Jolly Jack's?

only B3tan poo worth worshipping!


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 10 May 2005, 9:26, archived)

this

( Sellers funkie not junkie, Tue 10 May 2005, 9:31, archived)

of course!!
i hang around his loo, waiting for him to forget to flush that one time :P n then im in like a shot with a jar n butterfly net!
( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 10 May 2005, 9:38, archived)

Talking of which,
it looks as though Mr Jackson's website is down... Might be because I was browsing his sketches *feels guilty*
(wasted industry, Tue 10 May 2005, 9:41, archived)

'cos you fwapped in his server!



( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 10 May 2005, 9:46, archived)

did not!
*looks innocent*
(wasted industry, Tue 10 May 2005, 9:47, archived)

*takes swabs*

*tests DNA*

It's a match!


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 10 May 2005, 9:49, archived)

Jesus Christ.
No wonder it burned a bit.
(wasted industry, Tue 10 May 2005, 9:54, archived)

is that mini me on the far left?
(Tempest_Altered_States, Tue 10 May 2005, 9:26, archived)

mini me?
no idea. it was in my 'screaming baby' file, saved from a while back.
( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Wed 11 May 2005, 5:52, archived)

congratulations

(ah sod it tinsels chummily, Tue 10 May 2005, 9:29, archived)

tasteful?!
them's fightin' words.
( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Wed 11 May 2005, 5:52, archived)