From the 18 Certificate films remade for Children challenge. See all 479 entries (closed)

( giant_squid, Tue 10 May 2005, 10:09, archived)

Hahaha, crikey!
Nice handage - woo!
( Leningrad, Tue 10 May 2005, 10:11, archived)

Er,
Shouldn't that be 'coo'?
(Dr GUID, Tue 10 May 2005, 10:48, archived)

Molly and Polly are two of a kind
They look both the same when viewed from behind
But when they turn round, it's easy to see
who's Molly with an 'M' and Polly who appears to have been slashed repeatedly by several razor sharp knives!

Woo!


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 10 May 2005, 10:13, archived)

Dave
what have you done to your profile? It is now all teh hideous.
( giant_squid, Tue 10 May 2005, 10:14, archived)

Hehehehehehe! to match my suit . . .
'ning Squiddles . . . sorry I got called away yesterday before I could explain . . .

Put your cursor just below

here!


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 10 May 2005, 10:18, archived)

saved B3ta from what?
i didnt know we was under threat :(
( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 10 May 2005, 10:21, archived)

up a bit that's the snail . . .
everyone's icon says that . . . above the hat . . .


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 10 May 2005, 10:23, archived)

gosh
you're a sneaky little monkey
(kaibosh, Tue 10 May 2005, 10:24, archived)

ahhhhh
i see

.....
( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 10 May 2005, 10:24, archived)

hahaha
nice one
( giant_squid, Tue 10 May 2005, 10:24, archived)

Right!
now go and check every one of my posts since September 2004 . . .


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 10 May 2005, 10:27, archived)

i may be some time......
smoke me a kipper i will be back for breakfast!
( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 10 May 2005, 10:31, archived)

Hahahahaha!


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 10 May 2005, 10:33, archived)

wow!
3 days later dave n you would of hit my Bday bang on! spooky
( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 10 May 2005, 10:35, archived)

eh?
I thought it was the 7th October?


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 10 May 2005, 10:39, archived)

stop editing your previous
/



you're a young and handsome chap dave....
( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 10 May 2005, 10:42, archived)

you're clearly delusional . . .


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 10 May 2005, 10:44, archived)

DTH
Your knowledge of this subject is quite astounding! A*
( Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Tue 10 May 2005, 10:16, archived)

thanks
*sings Long Distance Lara*


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 10 May 2005, 10:18, archived)

was it not Clara?

(KiDaPoT pads it out with socks on, Tue 10 May 2005, 10:24, archived)

it was Clara

( giant_squid, Tue 10 May 2005, 10:26, archived)

Ahem!
just above the hat . . .


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 10 May 2005, 10:29, archived)

RATS!!!!

(KiDaPoT pads it out with socks on, Tue 10 May 2005, 10:30, archived)

hahaha
U PWNED KidAPot!!1
( spacehog see my photos at http://tinyurl.com/marks-snaps, Tue 10 May 2005, 10:31, archived)

I did . . .


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 10 May 2005, 10:32, archived)

I'll get you next time Gadget........NEXT TIME!!!!!

(KiDaPoT pads it out with socks on, Tue 10 May 2005, 10:33, archived)

boss away again?
What is the end of that joke in your username?? TELL ME!
( spacehog see my photos at http://tinyurl.com/marks-snaps, Tue 10 May 2005, 10:40, archived)

Yeah boss is out all day WOHOOOOO!!!11TWELVE
the end of the joke:
...What a load of Bollocks.
(KiDaPoT pads it out with socks on, Tue 10 May 2005, 10:42, archived)

hahahah
that was worth the wait.

I won't be around the board this afternoon - off to Swindon of all places until tomoz
( spacehog see my photos at http://tinyurl.com/marks-snaps, Tue 10 May 2005, 10:47, archived)

ahhhh the lovely Swindon
I remember never going there at all.
(KiDaPoT pads it out with socks on, Tue 10 May 2005, 10:56, archived)

pfft

( spacehog see my photos at http://tinyurl.com/marks-snaps, Tue 10 May 2005, 11:00, archived)

Acc-ell-er-ate

*whips out banjo*
( spacehog see my photos at http://tinyurl.com/marks-snaps, Tue 10 May 2005, 10:29, archived)

That's some nice banjo whipping, boy!


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 10 May 2005, 10:31, archived)

auguayguyfgao!!!!!!!!1
im addicted to checking above your hat now!

as if i needed any more excuess's to waste even more work time on here!
( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 10 May 2005, 10:32, archived)

You do check the hat too, don't you?



( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 10 May 2005, 10:41, archived)

ha ha ha!
i poked it i poked it!! ner ner
( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 10 May 2005, 11:06, archived)

why thank you
*a-dang-da-na-nang-da-na-nang-nang-nang*
( spacehog see my photos at http://tinyurl.com/marks-snaps, Tue 10 May 2005, 10:38, archived)

a-dang-da-na-nang-da-na-nang-nang-nang

We're a-duelling!


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 10 May 2005, 10:42, archived)

YEEEEEEHAAAAA!!!
/dances in a cotton-eye Joe styleeeee
(KiDaPoT pads it out with socks on, Tue 10 May 2005, 10:43, archived)

ok, match this!
dangadangadanga-d-d-d-daaang-dang-dang!
( spacehog see my photos at http://tinyurl.com/marks-snaps, Tue 10 May 2005, 10:48, archived)

Hahahahaha!
Easy Peasy!

dangadangadanga-d-d-d-daaang-dang-dang-d-dangadangadanga-d-d-d-daaang-dang-dang!!

*finishes with an impressive flourish!*


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 10 May 2005, 10:52, archived)

you're better than i thought, kidder:
dang-a-dang-a-danga-phootlepow!-dango-danga-DA!

*satisfied smirk*
( spacehog see my photos at http://tinyurl.com/marks-snaps, Tue 10 May 2005, 10:54, archived)

*frowns darkly*

*smashes banjo over Spacehog's head*


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 10 May 2005, 10:55, archived)

head..... bleeding.....
....plectrum....just out of reach....

darn you!
( spacehog see my photos at http://tinyurl.com/marks-snaps, Tue 10 May 2005, 10:57, archived)

hahhaa
banjo-cats, Twaaaaaaaang!!
(KiDaPoT pads it out with socks on, Tue 10 May 2005, 10:58, archived)

woo!
Love that show!
"Here are the people who like to say
Hello Goodbye Hello Goodbye
Everyday"

have:

( spacehog see my photos at http://tinyurl.com/marks-snaps, Tue 10 May 2005, 10:28, archived)

hehehe

( giant_squid, Tue 10 May 2005, 10:36, archived)