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[challenge entry] 'Mysterious Elvis sitings? Conspiracy? Don't know what you're talking about.'


...it's just a disguise Mort wears for ordering giant peanut butter and jelly sandwiches.

www.morttheostrich.co.uk

From the It's a Conspiracy challenge. See all 198 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Fri 13 May 2005, 16:40, archived)
# oh my! i knew it!
woo! can beaks curl up to one side?

the guys outside are partaking in the COOLEST sport ever:

rolling down the big paved hill on wheelie desk chairs

update: one of them just spacked it into a lamppost ahahahhaahahahaaaa
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Fri 13 May 2005, 16:42, archived)
# to the digi-cam batman!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 13 May 2005, 16:49, archived)
# i don't have one :'(
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Fri 13 May 2005, 16:54, archived)
# I heart teh Mort.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian Bale of Hay in a field, Fri 13 May 2005, 16:42, archived)
# How did Mort loose his eye?
(Juan Sanchez Villa-Lobos Ramirez is seriously considering a shorter username, Fri 13 May 2005, 16:43, archived)
# He was beating up someone who implied I can't draw.
Mort lost an eye. His opponent died. Horribly.
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Fri 13 May 2005, 16:45, archived)
# arf
(French Toast, Fri 13 May 2005, 16:47, archived)
# yaaaaaay mort!
sing for us! sing for us!
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Fri 13 May 2005, 16:44, archived)
#
"There I was minding my own business..."

www.morttheostrich.co.uk/bus_flash.htm
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Fri 13 May 2005, 16:47, archived)
# YEAH!
*orgasms*
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Fri 13 May 2005, 17:05, archived)
# seen it :)
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Fri 13 May 2005, 17:05, archived)
# i fuckin love it
it's my favourite ever

the best bit is the close up on roland's mini sax solo

HOI!
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Fri 13 May 2005, 17:07, archived)