I love being a bloke...



ahhhhhhhhh yes..
(BadLuck13RiotExtravaganza, Mon 23 May 2005, 4:23, archived)

this!

( Fingers McGraw Cow attack, Mon 23 May 2005, 4:24, archived)

Understand this I do not.

(Glassworks, Mon 23 May 2005, 4:26, archived)

the freedom
to piss wherever man may wish!
( Fingers McGraw Cow attack, Mon 23 May 2005, 4:26, archived)

Oh, I get it.

(Glassworks, Mon 23 May 2005, 4:28, archived)

Ladies could do that too, if they were to remove their knickers,
but we're far too polite.
( Comma, Mon 23 May 2005, 4:37, archived)

In my experience
ladies NEVER remove their knickers.

Although other men tell me they do?
( IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Mon 23 May 2005, 4:39, archived)

i have no time for removing knickers!
you just move them to the side slightly a bit...
( Fingers McGraw Cow attack, Mon 23 May 2005, 4:40, archived)

I'm trying really hard
to be aroused at 4:42am.
( IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Mon 23 May 2005, 4:42, archived)

Red Hot Woman Bare All
( Fingers McGraw Cow attack, Mon 23 May 2005, 4:44, archived)

Bucket of cold water
Quick.

EDIT: Everyone say 'Hi' to Mr Tiny.
( IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Mon 23 May 2005, 4:46, archived)

ta
;)
( eponymous Ham's for eating not hugging!, Mon 23 May 2005, 4:47, archived)

Hahaha
You think thats arousing? You haven't seen... ah... never mind.

/whistles
( leningrad posting any old shit on, Mon 23 May 2005, 4:50, archived)

you mean
Instant Sexy Female Action!
( Fingers McGraw Cow attack, Mon 23 May 2005, 4:53, archived)

*drools*

( IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Mon 23 May 2005, 4:55, archived)

That made me choke on my chilli

( leningrad posting any old shit on, Mon 23 May 2005, 4:55, archived)

Oh
that's what you call it, is it?
( IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Mon 23 May 2005, 4:59, archived)

/suspicious

( Fingers McGraw Cow attack, Mon 23 May 2005, 4:39, archived)

*ahem*
www.thesneeze.com/mt-archives/000367.php
( eponymous Ham's for eating not hugging!, Mon 23 May 2005, 4:40, archived)

you cunning women and your modern technogadgets

( Fingers McGraw Cow attack, Mon 23 May 2005, 4:50, archived)

But we mens have had them thousands of years!
AND ours look natural.
( IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Mon 23 May 2005, 4:55, archived)

as if you could
shoot a jet with such clean precision and accuracy not to mention doing it in relatively public places, like bus stops.
(BadLuck13RiotExtravaganza, Mon 23 May 2005, 4:42, archived)

Also,
widdling in public places like bus stops is nasty, because other people have to come and stand in your wee.
Not nice.

And you'd be surprised about female accuracy.
( Comma, Mon 23 May 2005, 4:47, archived)

such a shame that it's a socially
unacceptable concept. I reckon a widdling olympics would be a real eye opener
(BadLuck13RiotExtravaganza, Mon 23 May 2005, 4:59, archived)

It is wee-wees.

( Comma, Mon 23 May 2005, 4:27, archived)

ahahahhhahhah
 
yes.

woo!
( Rapitinui can make me kick and moan, Mon 23 May 2005, 4:32, archived)