Some don't
they become 47 year old emos who cry when they start to go bald and can't look emo enough anymore.
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Azzek!,
Tue 24 May 2005, 2:28,
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According to recent theoretical research,
Balding has a negative effect on the emo fringe. Hence balding has a positive effect on society
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Azzek!,
Tue 24 May 2005, 2:38,
archived)